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#12925
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⚐ Report//Schwartz introduces "isomorphism" Kelin: That's bad grammar. It should be "I'm so morphism".
#12924
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⚐ Report//chaotic schwartz anthology, january 30 "[Despicable Me character = Vector = complex numbers] is technically correct, which is the best kind of correct." "This class has Analysis 2 as a prereq. I am the only person at Blair teaching Analysis 2. How convenient." "How can I ask this question in a way that doesn't give everything away?" "You know you're really getting far in maths when they no longer treat your name as a proper noun, but write it in lowercase." "Wow, we got to this part of the lesson in 30 minutes. That's a new record. ... Don't clap for that. It's not an achievement. We just did things in a different order." "What's purple and commutes? ... An abelian grape. ... Don't laugh at that." "How can complex numbers be real if our eyes aren't real?" "Zero's just a concept. It's a state of being." "[The butterfly lemma] doesn't actually look like a butterfly -- but we pretend it does to make the person who named it happy."
#12923
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⚐ ReportHinkle: I had a student once, named Asher. I didn't like him. Hinkle: He must have thought he was going to Brown [University], or somewhere silly like that. Dylan: My brother goes to Brown! ... I can call him. Hinkle: Tell him Mr Hinkle hates Brown.
#12922
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⚐ ReportHinkle: Who here is supposed to make you cry? ... Me. Niklas: I thought you were here to teach us.
#12921
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⚐ ReportSchafer: Alexei will be here many mornings, as an assistant for this class. Schafer: If I'm not here -- which will happen sometimes -- he's been in this class before, so he should be able to answer your questions Schafer: Assuming he remembers the content. If he doesn't, that's fine ... he'll make it up.
#12920
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⚐ ReportRose: Normal people have to stop at red lights, tolls rests, etc. Justin: You don't *have* to. Rose: That's true. You don't have to.
#12919
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⚐ ReportHart: Unless you're a horseshoe crab and I don't know about it, your blood is always red.
#12917
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⚐ ReportGlenn: I HAVE VIALS OF TICKS I HAVE PULLED OFF OF STUDENTS Glenn: ONE OF THEM STILL HAS A CHUNK OF FLESH ATTACHED TO IT