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#11412
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⚐ ReportBramble: They like to go to Oktoberfest, in Munich, Germany, because they like to drink lots of German orange juice -- I'm keeping this at an accessible level. //later Bramble: They had songs you would sing with your mates as you went out to have a pint -- of orange juice.
#11410
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⚐ Report//Talking about the unification of Germany in AP World Isak: Germany became Gerone!
#11409
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⚐ Report//in modsim class coding Johnny: What? How could this be wrong? Johnny: I literally copied and pasted.
#11408
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⚐ ReportSmolen(to Ricky): For someone so smart, I've never met someone so unaware of what's going on. // Later Smolen: Ricky, I'm concerned when you learn how to drive because I'll have to share the road with you.
#11406
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⚐ ReportSahu: It’s been overloaded out the wazoo! Sahu: I don’t actually know what a wazoo is but I like saying it. *opens Google and talks as he types* What…is..a…wazoo? // first result reads: “a person’s buttocks or anus” Sahu: Oh. Oh. Sorry. I’m sorry guys.
#11405
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⚐ ReportSchwartz: The first example is finding the volume of a sphere with triple integration. Schwartz: It's fine, that works. Let's do the harder example. //Hammond bursts in Hammond: Lies! All lies! //later Hammond, holding up a type of laptop: The problem with these is you can't trust students not to steal them. Hammond: You know I'm joking, right? Don't go home and say "the teacher said that we're not trustworthy!" Schwartz: Well, of course they're not trustworthy. They're teenagers. Hammond: Ageist! Schwartz: Developmentalist! Some people are 30 and they're still "teenagers". //later, Hammond examining the whiteboard's ρ^2 sin φ dρ dθ dφ Hammond: There's too much Greek here. //later, Schwartz drawing and explaining a 3D shape Schwartz: This is an ice-cream cone. Hammond: No, that's the Eye of Sauron! //later Schwartz: Let's not blindfold our ice-cream cone.