#12929

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Jan. 31, 2024, 9:33 a.m.

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Jorgensen: If you're not a STEM magnet student talk to me so we can get you into the right class Jorgensen: I think we're good here though Jorgensen: I've been looking at you guys' pictures Jorgensen: That sounds creepy...

#12928

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Jan. 30, 2024, 8:32 p.m.

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Nobody: Bored seniors on the AP lit whiteboard: <img src="https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1158243295173030008/1198789114783350884/IMG_2819.png" alt="Board with magnetic letters that say happy no nut november. no cum or else thy dick shalt fly off"/>

#12927

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Jan. 30, 2024, 7:11 p.m.

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Justin: We should put Hillel, Eric, and Debbie into a dorm together Justin: That way they can't annoy us Yongle: They can go annoy each other

#12926

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Jan. 30, 2024, 4:40 p.m.

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Andy: Oedipus, the OG motherfucker

#12925

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Jan. 30, 2024, 4:11 p.m.

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//Schwartz introduces "isomorphism" Kelin: That's bad grammar. It should be "I'm so morphism".

#12924

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Jan. 30, 2024, 4:09 p.m.

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//chaotic schwartz anthology, january 30 "[Despicable Me character = Vector = complex numbers] is technically correct, which is the best kind of correct." "This class has Analysis 2 as a prereq. I am the only person at Blair teaching Analysis 2. How convenient." "How can I ask this question in a way that doesn't give everything away?" "You know you're really getting far in maths when they no longer treat your name as a proper noun, but write it in lowercase." "Wow, we got to this part of the lesson in 30 minutes. That's a new record. ... Don't clap for that. It's not an achievement. We just did things in a different order." "What's purple and commutes? ... An abelian grape. ... Don't laugh at that." "How can complex numbers be real if our eyes aren't real?" "Zero's just a concept. It's a state of being." "[The butterfly lemma] doesn't actually look like a butterfly -- but we pretend it does to make the person who named it happy."

#12923

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Jan. 30, 2024, 4:04 p.m.

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Hinkle: I had a student once, named Asher. I didn't like him. Hinkle: He must have thought he was going to Brown [University], or somewhere silly like that. Dylan: My brother goes to Brown! ... I can call him. Hinkle: Tell him Mr Hinkle hates Brown.

#12922

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Jan. 30, 2024, 4:03 p.m.

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Hinkle: Who here is supposed to make you cry? ... Me. Niklas: I thought you were here to teach us.

#12921

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Jan. 30, 2024, 4:02 p.m.

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Schafer: Alexei will be here many mornings, as an assistant for this class. Schafer: If I'm not here -- which will happen sometimes -- he's been in this class before, so he should be able to answer your questions Schafer: Assuming he remembers the content. If he doesn't, that's fine ... he'll make it up.

#12920

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Jan. 30, 2024, 3:14 p.m.

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Rose: Normal people have to stop at red lights, tolls rests, etc. Justin: You don't *have* to. Rose: That's true. You don't have to.