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#12585

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Nov. 28, 2023, 11:47 a.m.

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Shriyan: "I got a manual." Smolen (confused): "...You bought a person named Emmanuel?" //After clarifications that they were talking about cars, Smolen diverges into a story about his brother driving a car at 3 years old. Summary: She was poking around her dad's workshop, saw the car pulling out of the driveway, and panicked. The car ended up crashing into a power generator (?) and her parents got angry at her. Smolen: "...and he was laughing the whole time!" Andy: "Me for real."

#12584

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Nov. 28, 2023, 11:29 a.m.

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//slowly splits apart a plum, a manic grin spreading across his face ZIyad (holding the two separate halves): It's the derivative... Eric Shi: What are you on??? Ziyad: No, no, it's related rates! If you take the fruit out and put juice in, the rate of the ball is changing and you can find the volume using... (gasps) dV/dt!!!!! :O

#12583

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Nov. 28, 2023, 9:15 a.m.

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Losekamp: Why do we sleep? Diego: To give me a break from life.

#12582

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Nov. 28, 2023, 7:38 a.m.

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Will Roe: Where other people see a bad idea, I see a business opportunity.

#12581

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Nov. 27, 2023, 1:43 p.m.

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Sahu: i have decided to defraud the government

#12580

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Nov. 27, 2023, 1:31 p.m.

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Sahu: let's talk about the govern- ima stop myself there. Sahu: let's say i publish a book that says grapes cause blindness Sahu: only white.. i mean green grapes cause blindness. purple grapes prevent blindness Sahu: i can say it's true, i'm a doctor. Sahu M.D. Sahu: little do they know, i own a purple grape farm, and my competitive neighbor owns a green grape farm Yongle: he's a part of big grape!

#12579

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Nov. 27, 2023, 12:12 p.m.

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lodal: thats so w rizz

#12577

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Nov. 27, 2023, 10:55 a.m.

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Stein: No I don't want to help you! I hate you, Texas Instruments!

#12576

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Nov. 27, 2023, 10:06 a.m.

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Johnny: Pokemon Go isn't a real Pokemon game. Delaney: Are you gatekeeping?

#12575

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Nov. 27, 2023, 9:59 a.m.

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Stein: I'm going to fail at rejecting that ho.