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⚐ Report//Kirk opens a spreadsheet with a whole column saying #NUM! Jamie: Num num num... delicious!
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⚐ Report> ms fuss announcement about how there can be NO waterguns, NO nerf guns, and NO bb guns on school grounds because of senior assassin > everyone is rolling their eyes Dr Davis, staring at the back table, speaking in his almost-but-not-quite monotone: They haven't banned quarter gallon bags, and they haven't banned having a quart of water, you know. You could have a water bomb
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⚐ Report// Reading Macbeth Anderson: Banquo said "have we eaten the insane root? Maybe we were high when we heard the witches speak!"
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⚐ ReportJerry Song: Macbeth sounds like a McDonalds meal. Jerry Song: I'd like a crispy Macbeth please.
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⚐ ReportKatz: How can we tell that the author meant something by breaking the meter, and didn't just fail to complete the line well? Anderson: Well, this is the benefit of the doubt we give to the author given that he is world-famous.
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⚐ ReportOstrander: Mr. Foster I have a question. Ostrander: Hypothetically, could I pay you $100 to fail a student? *Foster starts contemplating* Ostrander: What if it was Bradley Guo?