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#11090
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⚐ ReportJerry Song: Why’s it named like that? Andy: Because IUPAC said so. Jerry: Well why don’t you IUPAC deez nuts!
#11086
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⚐ ReportStein: Is Ace's answer correct? Class: Yes. Stein: Then why did I erase it? Victor: Because of Jerry Song!
#11085
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⚐ ReportAlex Liu: Jerry did you go trick-or-treating? Jerry Song: My brother did and I stole his candy. He's 3 years younger than me. Alex: Oh, so he's 7!
#11055
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⚐ ReportJerry Song: Everybody gangsta until the orgo teacher is preggers. // Later Jerry: I’m taking advantage of blairbash being down.
#11036
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⚐ Report// Looking at 11015 Jerry Song: What is Howard? Andy: Howard deez nuts gonna fit in your mouth?
#11028
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⚐ Report// FOT, everyone is touching Michael Wang's head Michael: Why is everyone touching my head? Jerry Song: So that way if you have head cancer, I can tell if it's contagious or not. Sean: What kind of crack are you guys on? Andy: The one that you gave us!
#11026
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⚐ ReportAndy: The Geneva convention is like "don't throw your prisoners of war into a meat grinder". Jerry Song: If "prisoners of war" means analysis homework, then yeah I do that.