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#11090

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Nov. 1, 2022, 1:24 p.m.

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Jerry Song: Why’s it named like that? Andy: Because IUPAC said so. Jerry: Well why don’t you IUPAC deez nuts!

#11086

1012

Nov. 1, 2022, 10:31 a.m.

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Stein: Is Ace's answer correct? Class: Yes. Stein: Then why did I erase it? Victor: Because of Jerry Song!

#11085

1010

Nov. 1, 2022, 9:33 a.m.

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Alex Liu: Jerry did you go trick-or-treating? Jerry Song: My brother did and I stole his candy. He's 3 years younger than me. Alex: Oh, so he's 7!

#11078

57

Oct. 31, 2022, 9:22 a.m.

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Jerry Song: The square cube law implies that your mom is hot!

#11077

48

Oct. 31, 2022, 9:14 a.m.

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// Discussing Putin Jerry Song: Is it pyu-tin or poo-tin? Ace: Pp.

#11057

79

Oct. 27, 2022, 1 p.m.

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Jerry Song: Are we actually baking meth right now?

no, we're crushing potassium nitrate and our sample just wont dissolve for some reason

jerry, pchem, meth

#11055

28

Oct. 27, 2022, 11:56 a.m.

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Jerry Song: Everybody gangsta until the orgo teacher is preggers. // Later Jerry: I’m taking advantage of blairbash being down.

Hart is currently on maternity leave and little did he know…

orgo, jerry, pregnant

#11036

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Oct. 26, 2022, 1:52 p.m.

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// Looking at 11015 Jerry Song: What is Howard? Andy: Howard deez nuts gonna fit in your mouth?

#11028

911

Oct. 21, 2022, 2:12 p.m.

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// FOT, everyone is touching Michael Wang's head Michael: Why is everyone touching my head? Jerry Song: So that way if you have head cancer, I can tell if it's contagious or not. Sean: What kind of crack are you guys on? Andy: The one that you gave us!

#11026

68

Oct. 21, 2022, 1:53 p.m.

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Andy: The Geneva convention is like "don't throw your prisoners of war into a meat grinder". Jerry Song: If "prisoners of war" means analysis homework, then yeah I do that.