#5338

4852

Dec. 22, 2014, 4:48 p.m.

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Alice: Whoa, so they were like mutually hugging! Jamie: According to magnet standards, that's like third base. Roadkill: What would the other bases be then? Buddha: Let's see. First base - talking. Second base - any sort of physical contact. Third base - hugging. Fourth base - doing math together.

#4543

1012

May 30, 2013, 5:35 p.m.

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Bosse: Everyone remember that you represent Blair, so behave so future Magnet students can get internships at your lab. Shaun: And if you do something wrong say you're home-schooled. Evan: Say you go to Poolesville. //Class laughs

#4526

-125

April 30, 2013, 5:53 p.m.

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//Some teacher passes a group of Magnets in the hall Teacher: I get really nervous when I hear magnets talking about sex...

#3979

1517

Feb. 18, 2012, 3:23 p.m.

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Alex Woo: Mr. Klein, why don't you like people? Klein: I don't respect anyone enough to like them. It's not like you're any different. You magnets don't respect anyone either! Alex Woo: That's not true! We respect other magnets.

#3972

99

Feb. 16, 2012, 12:02 p.m.

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Pigrom: You know what I gave to my wife on Valentine's Day? I let her keep my last name.

#3011

1313

Feb. 28, 2011, 5:23 p.m.

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Pham: So, you stick this in water it become magnet. You guys play with magnet before? No, you guys all magnet anyway!

#2883

136144

Feb. 7, 2011, 7:46 p.m.

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Theresa (on dating in the magnet): The odds are good but the goods are odd.

#2866

1010

Feb. 2, 2011, 6:38 p.m.

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//Indoor track is warming up in the main hallway of the third floor, and a random magnet kid walks by. Magnet Student: I guess this isn't robotics club...

#2824

1212

Jan. 19, 2011, 6:07 p.m.

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//While going over homework in Magnet Geo Rose: *Something about triangles* So can I get some vigourous head nods, everyone? Jacob: WHOA! This is a mutant carrot! Class: ..... T.C. (looking intently at Jacob's lunch): That carrot is mutated. Rose: OK, so now that we've had our weirdo moment for this class...

#2705

99

Dec. 21, 2010, 5:46 p.m.

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Visiting Magnet Alumnus: Yeah, I took the [school] bus from Wood this morning. Schafer: I bet the driver looked at you and just went 'just another magnet kid.'  I could ride the bus from there, and they'd probably say 'Just another magnet kid.'