#9143

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May 12, 2021, 1:13 p.m.

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Stein: Now look, Mama Stein didn't raise no dummy!

#9178

1616

Sept. 14, 2021, 2:53 p.m.

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Rose: mean teachers, or maybe good teachers, idk same thing

#9235

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Oct. 27, 2021, 3:46 p.m.

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Lodal: Are you guys just farming me for blairbash quotes? Is that what’s going on? Stephen: Blairbash is dead Lodal: *wheezes*

#9294

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Nov. 8, 2021, 9:40 a.m.

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Student has phone out in class Subayi: Put your phone away! Student: Can I go to the bathroom? Subayi: Yes, just don't bring your phone. Student: Can I go to the counselor's office then? Subayi: No. Why are you spending so much time on your phone, anyway? Are you texting some sweetheart? It's not worth it to date kids in high school, you'll probably break up anyway. I was dumped a thousand times by the time I was 15! He probably has bad breath and doesn't shower, anyway.

#9398

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Nov. 18, 2021, 8:46 a.m.

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Schwartz: You might be a heathen. Schwartz: You might be an ACADEMIC FREAK. Schwartz: You might have encountered something in the past about how this is somehow related to an indefinite integral, but don't be DEGENERATE! Schwartz: An indefinite and definite integral have NOTHINGGGGG to do with each other, just like how inflammable and flammable do NOT mean the same thing! *Entire class breaks down, Stephen Chen very audibly in hysterics*

#9668

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Dec. 20, 2021, 4:15 p.m.

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//at the same claimed ("incorporated") group of desks Diego: People are just coming onto the Island of Diego without going through the citizenship process.

#9673

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Dec. 21, 2021, 1:07 p.m.

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// Loosely translated from Spanish Tanos: We were going to watch a movie, but the promethean board and the computer doesn't work. Tanos: So instead, we are going to do a worksheet. Tanos: I am the grinch!

#9718

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Jan. 6, 2022, 4:26 p.m.

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Duval: Did you just ask if someone has heard of Reddit? Carlos: ... yeah, just making sure they know. Duval: Have you heard of Netflix? It's this great streaming service! ... Have you heard of Google? Carlos: No, I only use Bing.

#9723

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Jan. 10, 2022, 1:13 p.m.

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// Talking about cell campaign project Duval: If you guys are done, there are a lot of other things we can do you know? Evan(whispering): Like actually learning biology?

#9806

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Jan. 25, 2022, 1:14 p.m.

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//rose on whether or not the sophomore class has actually learned enough precalc rose: a lot of you have all the algebra skills and stuff you need for calculus. rose: some of you do not. rose: but that’s just how math class works!