#2326

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Oct. 8, 2010, 7:58 a.m.

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Kabemba: I love my accent, it's very sexy. Wait, no, that's not what I meant to say.

#2488

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Nov. 6, 2010, 9:20 a.m.

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Henok: Oh my god Angelina, you're such a GIRL! Viju: Henok, where would you be without girls? Henok: Well first of all, we wouldn't have any food...

#3286

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April 30, 2011, 6:55 p.m.

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//During Rose's Friday marathon AP Calc review, Pham interrupts. Pham: Why you here on Friday? Students: Because he's evil! He doesn't want us to have lives! Pham: No! It becah HE doesn't have a life! So he make you stay here wit him!

#4452

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Feb. 22, 2013, 4:29 a.m.

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//PTC Paper in Biology Andrea: (Nonchalant) Hmm. This tastes horrible. *shrugs* Shubham: AH, GOD. That's HORRIBLE! William: Eh, not the worst.  *keeps in mouth* //Matthew, Ishaan, Rahul, and Dallas step up. Dallas doubles over. The rest have no reaction. Ishaan: It's just paper. Calvin: URGGHH *runs to the trash can* Jared: It tastes like burnt chicken. Megan: IT TASTES LIKE CACTUS! Student: ...How do you know what cactus tastes like?

#5866

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March 23, 2016, 11:11 p.m.

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//Pham talking about lab notebooks Pham: What this word I'm looking for? The more politically correct one. Anson: Fabricating? Pham: You can say that, but I was trying to say BS. Noah: You could've just said Boron monosulfide

#6120

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Dec. 13, 2016, 2:04 p.m.

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Neil (reading a physics problem): Spider-man has just bought a home physics kit. People start insulting Spider-man. Neil: Hey, let Spider-man be! Evan G: Let Spider-man pee? What? But come to think of it, how does Spider-man pee during a high speed chase? His suit doesn't have a fly! The only thing I can imagine is him peeing on all the people below and making them think it was raining. But that doesn't seem fair. Davis (From across the room, no warning): It's absorbant! //Whole class dissolves into laughter

#6799

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Oct. 18, 2017, 5:12 p.m.

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Street: So are the right-hand aviation snips red or green? Student: Uh.... I don't know... Street: Come on. Pick one. Student: Right is ... a color. //Street sighs Street: Okay, good. You sound like Trump.

#7572

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Sept. 8, 2018, 8:19 p.m.

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Stav: Go on without me. Stav: Tell my linear approximations I love them.

#8293

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Sept. 18, 2019, 8:25 a.m.

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James: The two weeks leading up to school, I always have nightmares about missing homework assignments.

#8721

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Nov. 10, 2020, 11:22 a.m.

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Rose: The class seems to be alternating between in a one good one bad scenario. Rose: It may have something to do with teacher preparation.