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May 23, 2010, 8:56 p.m.

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Matt Bernstein: You won't think I'm violating you by the time I'm done with you! Gibi: ... Abby: Don't *ever* say that sentence again.

#2260

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Oct. 3, 2010, 8:38 p.m.

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Schafer: Write down everything you know about the F-word Student: The F-word? Schafer: Yes the F-word... well, not THE F-word. I'm talking about force, not the actual F-word, even though you probably know much more on that topic than on the word that I was talking about.

#2757

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Jan. 5, 2011, 10:12 p.m.

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Henok: Autocorrect was configured to replace "it" with "my dick." But it's fixed now. Thomas: Your dick is fixed?

#2896

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Feb. 9, 2011, 5:08 p.m.

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Kaluta: Yeah so if you all haven't noticed, I have laryngitis right now... Richard: W-what? Kaluta: You know, my larynx hurts. Do you know what a larynx is? Richard: Are you talking about, like, your beard? *facepalm*

#3575

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Sept. 19, 2011, 3:20 p.m.

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Attendance office: "Mr. Stein,are you there?" Stein: "Arrrrr ye matey, I am here." Attendance: "Could you send Alice down to the attendance office?" Stein: "Arrrr, yes I can. Mrs. Fus, remember to talk like --" //She hangs up Emily: "Well, that was arrrrrrkward."

#3871

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Jan. 3, 2012, 5:55 p.m.

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//Discussing winter break in AP Lang Evan: I got a shock ball. Gross: What's that? Evan: It's this ball that shocks people. You throw it around in a circle of friends and it goes off at random times. Gross: One, why would they make that? Two, why would they give it to you? And three, most importantly, where are YOU going to find a circle of friends?

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Feb. 2, 2012, 4 p.m.

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//Discussing Analysis classes, and how they're abrieviated as ANAL: Kirkendall: How's that class going for you? I hear the teacher's a pain in the ass.

#4470

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March 6, 2013, 5:02 p.m.

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//Pham is telling class he discovered there was an eleven-year-old in the freshman magnet Pham: Are you eleven-year-old? Yael: No... Pham: By the way, if she eleven-year-old, don't go out with her, even in twelfth grade. You be in big trouble.

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Feb. 17, 2015, 1:29 p.m.

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Mr. Stein: Tweeting is good. Following me on Twitter is also good. With one exception. Some kid made a fake Twitter account called 'I Like Big Tomatoes' and followed me.

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May 24, 2015, 9:51 p.m.

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// Block B Chem R&E Presentations Pham: By the way, guy, do not sleep during the presentations. It will be on the final exam. // Later, during presentation Pham: Mrs. Piper not here, by the way, where yo STELLA model? Group: We presented it... Pham: Oh...well I fell to sleep!