#10696

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June 14, 2022, 10:04 a.m.

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//Stephen teaching us Linux Stephen: So let's say you want to rename urself into urmom. Stephen: You can't just rename urself, right? Stephen: So what you have to do is move urself into urmom.

#11368

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Jan. 3, 2023, 2:42 p.m.

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Kaluta, to Street: You're retired, hit him

#13600

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April 24, 2025, 11:07 p.m.

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//Clay writing on the whiteboard Clay: here's a common mistake //Board says "o speak again bright angel" Clay: Do not say "right angle." Clay: I know it is tempting

#834

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Nov. 10, 2009, 9:26 p.m.

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Gross: You can go to an online highschool. Trina: Are there any near here?

#1947

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May 23, 2010, 8:56 p.m.

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Matt Bernstein: You won't think I'm violating you by the time I'm done with you! Gibi: ... Abby: Don't *ever* say that sentence again.

#2260

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Oct. 3, 2010, 8:38 p.m.

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Schafer: Write down everything you know about the F-word Student: The F-word? Schafer: Yes the F-word... well, not THE F-word. I'm talking about force, not the actual F-word, even though you probably know much more on that topic than on the word that I was talking about.

#2757

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Jan. 5, 2011, 10:12 p.m.

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Henok: Autocorrect was configured to replace "it" with "my dick." But it's fixed now. Thomas: Your dick is fixed?

#2896

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Feb. 9, 2011, 5:08 p.m.

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Kaluta: Yeah so if you all haven't noticed, I have laryngitis right now... Richard: W-what? Kaluta: You know, my larynx hurts. Do you know what a larynx is? Richard: Are you talking about, like, your beard? *facepalm*

#3575

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Sept. 19, 2011, 3:20 p.m.

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Attendance office: "Mr. Stein,are you there?" Stein: "Arrrrr ye matey, I am here." Attendance: "Could you send Alice down to the attendance office?" Stein: "Arrrr, yes I can. Mrs. Fus, remember to talk like --" //She hangs up Emily: "Well, that was arrrrrrkward."

#3871

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Jan. 3, 2012, 5:55 p.m.

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//Discussing winter break in AP Lang Evan: I got a shock ball. Gross: What's that? Evan: It's this ball that shocks people. You throw it around in a circle of friends and it goes off at random times. Gross: One, why would they make that? Two, why would they give it to you? And three, most importantly, where are YOU going to find a circle of friends?