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#7003

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Dec. 3, 2017, 3:18 p.m.

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//getting frustrated because Izzee refuses to hit the volleyball with force Mr. Charles: Who's your math teacher? Giles? Izzee: Schwartz. Mr. Charles: Okay. Imagine that this ball is Mr. Schwartz. He's giving you bad grades! Hit him! Izzee: I can't do that! Mr. Schwartz is great! Mr. Charles: Okay then. Imagine that this ball is me. Now hit it! //Izzee smiles and complies forcefully

#7646

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Oct. 11, 2018, 8 a.m.

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// Period 2 Astronomy, Mrs. Burton is subbing for Lodal Mrs. Burton: You guys know how Lodal works, right? Student: He works?

#7678

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Oct. 25, 2018, 2:22 p.m.

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//ADSA Gonzalez: We need a variable for our pizza maker method. Ethan: String cheese. Gonzalez: I don't think anything will top that.

#7745

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Nov. 19, 2018, 7:52 a.m.

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*ringtone-style music is playing in the background as wright talks* Wright: Does somebody have music playing? Please turn it off Class: *silence* *Wright walks towards the music, coming from her bag* Wright: Oh...it's my phone

#8094

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April 8, 2019, 2:25 p.m.

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//7th Period PTSD Peter: It's 20 degrees outside, I'm not beautiful, I'm an oldass man, and I sure as hell ain't smart!

#8330

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Oct. 7, 2019, 2:30 p.m.

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//Someone taps Shalom on the head while she’s wearing a plastic construction hat Michio: That’s no way to treat a lady! Mr. Kaluta: I was gonna say that’s no way to treat a hat

#9423

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Nov. 23, 2021, 10:27 a.m.

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//telling us how he made a mistake on the answer key Gabaree: At least it's not like I dated Taylor Swift and kept the scarf.

#9615

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Dec. 14, 2021, 8:12 a.m.

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//1st pd ESS Lodal: How do we classify igneous rocks Uriel: Taste *silence for several seconds* Lodal: I hate all of you

#10696

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June 14, 2022, 10:04 a.m.

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//Stephen teaching us Linux Stephen: So let's say you want to rename urself into urmom. Stephen: You can't just rename urself, right? Stephen: So what you have to do is move urself into urmom.

#11368

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Jan. 3, 2023, 2:42 p.m.

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Kaluta, to Street: You're retired, hit him