#9759

717

Jan. 14, 2022, 10:39 a.m.

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Roberts quote collection from p3 symphonic orchestra Roberts: Do you guys need an extra minute to tune? Shriyan: 10 minutes! Roberts: Shriyan get out! Leave this town! // Later Roberts: I’m so worried Shriyan: Hi so worried! “Measure 11, that’s 4 from 15. I can do math, just like how Shriyan can keep his feet on the floor!” “Imagine if you were a rapper and you name is lil sad quarter note.” “Zampa invented ghosting.”

#10995

717

Oct. 17, 2022, 8:26 a.m.

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Yunyi: There seems to be Salmonella within my anal tract.

#11699

717

March 17, 2023, 4 p.m.

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Henry, presenting on the Battle of Stalingrad: You see that? That's scientific notation. Henry: Whenever you're talking about deaths in scientific notation, something bad happened.

#5361

1836

Jan. 22, 2015, 2:57 p.m.

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Student 1: F=ma was difficult. Student 2: F=MA? F equals my a**!!!

#8136

1836

April 30, 2019, 10:03 p.m.

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//at the beginning of every functions class, a student reads a poem //leela misses joy's poem to do an errand for mr. kirk Leela: *walks in* Leela: Aw man! Joy, can you do the poem again? Joy: *sighs* Nothing gold can stay- Leela: *interrupts* Alright, I've got the gist

#7741

1125

Nov. 16, 2018, 9:21 p.m.

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//After a public announcement on Troy Story 3 Jonah: You should go see Troy Story 3, Mr. Rose. It-- Rose: No.

#8378

1125

Nov. 4, 2019, 12:20 p.m.

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Kaluta: Now let's be honest, some of you are gonna get internships through family friends or even nepotism! Kaluta: And hey, it's just an internship, it's not a crime, it's not the White House Kaluta: Oh did I say that out loud? ;)

#5244

921

Nov. 10, 2014, 9:27 a.m.

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// Morning Announcements PA: Are you a republican and would like to engage in a debate or argument? *Norton laughs sarcastically*

#7701

921

Nov. 3, 2018, 3:21 p.m.

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//Charlotte is holding a foam head, throws it to sanjana Charlotte: I just gave you head

#8132

921

April 29, 2019, 5:48 p.m.

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Student: Ryan Cho is an acquired taste.