#8390

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Nov. 14, 2019, 1:49 p.m.

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//FOT Kaluta: So, at the end of the Chicago River there is a dam that holds Lake Michigan in. Student: So if someone blew it up... Kaluta: Ok, I'm gonna need your Social Security Number, your address and... //Later, looking at an image of the Brooklyn Bridge Kaluta: You know, someone could just take pliers and just cut that rope. Student: Is there anything YOU'RE hiding?

#8499

3032

Feb. 11, 2020, 6:46 p.m.

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//Analysis 1A, Rose is trying to demonstrate something by plugging in a negative number and Stein walks in Rose: Hey Mr. Stein! What's the biggest negative number you can think of? Stein: *pauses* Stein: Negative nine hundred ninety-nine trillion, nine hundred ninety-nine billion, nine hundred ninety-nine million, nine hundred ninety-nine thousand, nine hundred ninety-nine Stein: *pauses again* Stein: Point nine nine nine Rose: *looks at Stein strangely* Rose: Alright... How about uh, something a bit smaller, like -1000? Stein: *disapprovingly* That's not very big

#9226

3032

Oct. 22, 2021, 3:19 p.m.

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Rose: I walked into a class and some yahoo had written Pascal's triangle on the board up to level 15 or something Rose: clearly this person doesn't understand math or the binomial theorem because they needed to go that far to get the numbers Student: that was Kirk

#9483

3032

Dec. 2, 2021, 2:01 p.m.

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anagha: if my daughter wanted to be christian, i would let her. karen: you're so … progressive

#10803

3032

Sept. 12, 2022, 7:47 p.m.

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//Group activity in AP Lang where we had to rank objects by importance in order to survive Jacen (sarcastically): Whiskey is obviously the most important Raun: Actually you have a point. It's good for morale

#6261

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Feb. 25, 2017, 2:57 p.m.

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//Pd 5 AoA Paul: Grace, get off of Steven

#4100

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April 23, 2012, 5:02 p.m.

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Eli: If Hannah He says you're weird, you're weird.

#871

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Nov. 17, 2009, 5:56 p.m.

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(jack is tilting his chair back and janitor comes over to reprimand him) janitor: hey man get yo chair on the ground! jack: sorry eli (to janitor): its OK dog, he just be lunchin' janitor: man u crazy!!

#10813

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Sept. 14, 2022, 12:44 p.m.

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//p9fot Armand: Communicate before you glue!! Nicole: That sounds like a euphemism Solomon: Consent is like glue! Katie: I hate when people turn random stuff into euphemisms Solomon: I euphemismed so hard...

#8536

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Feb. 28, 2020, 10:31 a.m.

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//ADSA Piper: What other ways are there to denote NOT? Nacho: Well, you can do the overline- Piper: Hey! I'm not looking for the right answer!