#4241

5359

Oct. 9, 2012, 5:26 p.m.

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//Giles is subbing for Duval Giles: Before we start the movie, I just want to make fun of the fact that M-E misspelled her name on the homework from today.

#1027

4044

Dec. 3, 2009, 2:48 p.m.

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//Kamal is reading Swokowski instead of listening to Mr. Whitacre //Whitacre walks up behind Kamal and steals his textbook Whitacre: Do you need this? //Whitacre walks to the window, opens it up, and holds the book out the window Kamal: I'd rather see you drop it out the window. //after about a minute of back-and-forth Whitacre: What book is this, anyways? Kamal: It's a math book. Ben: Multivariable calculus! Whitacre: Yeah, it's gotta go. //Whitacre drops the book out the window //everyone runs to the window to see //meanwhile, Kamal runs outside to retrieve his textbook Steven: Next goes the stool! //Steven starts putting the stool out the window, but Whitacre closes the window //Kamal gets his textbook, but he's locked out of the building //Whitacre asks another student to let Kamal in Whitacre (opening back up the window): We're sending rescue! (to the class) He can do math, but he can't get back into the building. Kamal (upon returning): That was roughly the coolest thing ever!

#3063

4044

March 11, 2011, 4:05 p.m.

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Fillman: All right, who's presenting next? How about your group? Bob (to Billings): I TOLD YOU NOT TO MAKE EYE CONTACT

#7945

3537

Feb. 14, 2019, 3:04 p.m.

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Anson: The third line is also a reference to Jesus, as Khalifa writes "Juicy J"

#7998

3537

March 11, 2019, 12:20 p.m.

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//Advanced Geometry, Steven and Laura missed last class //Daniel teaches Steven topic that took 45 minutes to teach last class Rose: This is kind of hilarious. Daniel teaches it to Steven in 3 minutes. Then, Steven teaches it to Laura in 7 minutes.

#8253

3537

June 13, 2019, 6:09 p.m.

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//Rose's email on Canvas: "TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK"

#8294

3537

Sept. 18, 2019, 8:40 a.m.

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Sloe about agarose powder: Don’t spill it, it’s expensive. Think of it as cocaine.

#8305

3537

Sept. 22, 2019, 1:44 p.m.

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Street: Reading YouTube comments is the best way to get dumber.

#4958

5460

May 20, 2014, 9:39 p.m.

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//Pham talking about clean water Pham: By the way, anyone here vegetarian? //Ramu raises his hand Pham: The water we drink filled with dead bug and stuff anyway. There no use be vegetarian.

#3329

214234

May 8, 2011, 5:19 p.m.

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//at National Science Bowl, all teams are sitting in an assembly. Blair is in the front row. Pham is sitting with his laptop. Dude from adjacent team: Hey, could you guys move over one seat? Blair students: Okay, sure. Pham (without looking up): Ten dolla. Dude from adjacent team: ??? Pham (still not looking up): You pay ten dolla and then we move! //Blair students rearrange without Pham's participation //later Competition person: Thank your coaches for their hard work, dedication, and attention! //Pham rotates his laptop to show Blair kids that he's been playing minesweeper, grins, and continues his game