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#12945

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Feb. 1, 2024, 8:26 a.m.

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Student: Why do we square instead of use absolute value [to make the values positive]? Burkhauser: Well, any of you math people want to answer that? Student 2: Doesn't absolute value kinda suck to work with? Burkhauser: Define "sucks to work with"

#12944

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Jan. 31, 2024, 9:26 p.m.

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Leah Kirschner: Atoms should not be allowed to form more than 4 bonds!

#12943

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Jan. 31, 2024, 3:14 p.m.

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Rose: I had a very exciting weekend. I graded assignments for 60 hours.

and he went to a monster-truck rally, and probably didn't sleep

rose, weekend

#12942

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Jan. 31, 2024, 3:12 p.m.

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Hinkle: How can I calculate the consumer surplus? Dylan: Do a double integral

#12941

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Jan. 31, 2024, 3:10 p.m.

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Hinkle: Why did the administration say Blair can't paint its walls with red, the school colour? Hinkle: Red makes people violent. Hinkle: For the hallways, they said that Blair High School can be as violent as it likes. Hinkle: You'll notice that all the fights happen in the hallways ...

#12938

1010

Jan. 31, 2024, 1:18 p.m.

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*hammond raises hand in the corner* Schafer: Hammond? Hammond: If you use elephants in your problems can we assume they are spherical? Schafer: *deep breath, pause* Schafer: Yes.

#12937

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Jan. 31, 2024, 10:56 a.m.

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//Innovation, Video of student interviewing Prange plays Sky: That looks like Schafer but off Wish!

#12935

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Jan. 31, 2024, 10:41 a.m.

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Jorgensen: Bill Nye was an electrical engineer before he was Bill Nye Jorgensen: well he was always Bill Nye you know what I meant Jorgensen: I'm gonna walk away

#12934

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Jan. 31, 2024, 10 a.m.

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Zoe: So I got into the Speed climbing team and I was really excited. Zoe: I then yelled "I'm on speed!!!!!" in public and got many weird looks.

#12932

99

Jan. 31, 2024, 9:58 a.m.

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Student 1: Bannister is such a specimen Student 1: I want to put him in a petri dish and study him and see if he grows Student 1: I want to study him Student 2: I wanna see if he absorbs water //later Student 1: If you tell Andy Ying that I said that then I'll tell my counselor that you're a sexual predator