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⚐ ReportMr. Rose: Oh yeah Yash! Show that grin! Show that grin from under that thick Indian mustache!
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⚐ Report//It's someone's birthday. Student: "Happy birthday!" Student 2: "Happy birthday!" //Student 1 says to communist dictator Eric Shen: "Why don't you say happy birthday?" Eric Shen: "You see, nothing that I say is happy." Eric Shen: "Nothing is ever happy." Eric Shen: "In the end, everyone will die." //Etcetera...
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⚐ Report//Before Freshman Physics Period 6 starts. Asian student eats oreos. Asian Student 2: "My parents never buy oreos. They're full of sugar, and Asians don't like sugar." Asian Student 3: "Exactly! Mine never either!" Davis: "Haha! But here is Sarah sitting there eating oreos! That's not following the typical Asian stereotype."
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⚐ Report//Pd. 6 Analysis 2 is discussing why it's not ok to simply switch the order of integration without changing the bounds Mr. Schwartz: "It's equivalent to the science problem of dimensional analysis. If you answer in Joules and the question asks for Newton-meters, then, that's just..." Class: "Uhhh" Mr. Schwartz: "...Umm, ok, pretend I never said that."
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⚐ ReportStein: The purpose of the homework is NOT to fill up your time with useless writing. That's what English is for. *pauses* ...Don't put that on Blairbash. Don't do it.
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⚐ ReportStein: Here is your first confidence interval. *dramatically* You never forget your first confidence interval.
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⚐ Report//During MathPhys Study Hall Vijay: Hey Mr. Schafer, I have Leibniz cookies. //Shows cookies with "Leibniz" written on it Schafer: That's pretty good. I only eat fig newtons though.
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⚐ Report//Symphonic band is practicing Havendance Mr. Oldham: "In the section starting at measure 23, I hear no dynamic contrast. It's just duh duh duh duh-duh. It's like I want to play Call of Duty and you guys want to play Pac-man."
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⚐ Report//Talking about series in precalc c pd. 9 Rose: Now, you have to be careful when you talk about infinity. So put on your careful glasses. Shyaer: Put on your careful yarmulke! //Ben takes out a yarmulke and puts it on