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#11406
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⚐ ReportSahu: It’s been overloaded out the wazoo! Sahu: I don’t actually know what a wazoo is but I like saying it. *opens Google and talks as he types* What…is..a…wazoo? // first result reads: “a person’s buttocks or anus” Sahu: Oh. Oh. Sorry. I’m sorry guys.
#11405
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⚐ ReportSchwartz: The first example is finding the volume of a sphere with triple integration. Schwartz: It's fine, that works. Let's do the harder example. //Hammond bursts in Hammond: Lies! All lies! //later Hammond, holding up a type of laptop: The problem with these is you can't trust students not to steal them. Hammond: You know I'm joking, right? Don't go home and say "the teacher said that we're not trustworthy!" Schwartz: Well, of course they're not trustworthy. They're teenagers. Hammond: Ageist! Schwartz: Developmentalist! Some people are 30 and they're still "teenagers". //later, Hammond examining the whiteboard's ρ^2 sin φ dρ dθ dφ Hammond: There's too much Greek here. //later, Schwartz drawing and explaining a 3D shape Schwartz: This is an ice-cream cone. Hammond: No, that's the Eye of Sauron! //later Schwartz: Let's not blindfold our ice-cream cone.
#11404
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⚐ ReportDelaney, to Jeremy: Really? We're doing a cardiac dissection and you're eating Doritos?
#11402
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⚐ Report//Discussing SRP Presentations Rose: So... um.. should I just do it electronically? Like, how do I do this? Bosse: Rose. Your making this more complicated than necessary. Rose: No I'm not. Bosse: Yes you are.
#11401
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⚐ ReportAt Quizbowl tournament Henry M: I have given you 26g of sugar each in liquid form, use it!
#11400
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⚐ Report// Discussing scioly logistics O'Donovan: So you can choose who you want to sleep with. O'Donovan: I mean, you can choose who you want to share a room with.
#11399
2020
⚐ ReportRose: So how can we make a right triangle out of these two collinear segments? Vera: We should do the equal distance thing Rose: You... you mean a circle? The thing where all points are an equal distance from the center? Vera: ...Yes
#11397
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⚐ ReportO'Donovan: Does it make sense? O'Donovan: No it doesn't. You just gotta roll with it.