#7271

1111

Feb. 25, 2018, 8:26 p.m.

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Schwartz: We all know magnets aren't found outside.

#7270

1416

Feb. 25, 2018, 6:22 p.m.

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//Everest is trying to very quietly walk across Mr. Schafer's room //Something in his general vicinity makes a large crash, Everest looks startled and very slowly starts to back away Schafer: What did you even do? //Still backing away Everest: I have no idea. //Opens the door, sprints out of the room and down the hall

#7269

1222

Feb. 25, 2018, 5:49 p.m.

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//Magnet Arts Night (MAN), Michael and Sarah hold hands and look at each other deeply //A moment of silence before the act ends Student: KISS!

#7267

814

Feb. 25, 2018, 12:40 p.m.

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*Mr Pham had just shown the prospective 9th graders setting alcohol on fire* Mr Pham: Now, I be worried about burning down the building? *Everyone says yes except one person who says no* Mr Pham: who said no? Bracklinn: me Mr Pham: why?? Bracklinn: we can always build a new Blair

#7265

44

Feb. 24, 2018, 10:10 p.m.

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Mrs. Duval: Hey Alex, when you broke that last board, it looked like a piece of it hit Michael. Alex: No, no it didn't. Mrs. Duval: But it looked like it did. I was sitting right in front. I got a side view. Alex: Eh. He walked off. He's fine.

#7264

1416

Feb. 24, 2018, 2:44 p.m.

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//after Pham berates a student for being dumb //Lodal enters Pham: You know, Lodal, this year freshmen very *interesting*.

#7262

88

Feb. 23, 2018, 2:26 p.m.

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//Teacher comes in and hands around a sign-up sheet to go on a trip to Peru. No one signs up. Stein: Seriously, no one signed up to go to Peru! Teacher: It's ok, not a lot of Magnets usually sign up. Stein: My niece married this guy from Peru. Class: Aww Stein: They got divorced.

#7261

1212

Feb. 22, 2018, 8:56 p.m.

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Moose: See, I like second semester US History more because I've lived through everything that happened.

#7260

1416

Feb. 22, 2018, 2:42 p.m.

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(AP NSL, talking about media and internet) Gabaree: So yeah trolls on FORTRAN Joey: FORTRAN? Gabaree: Do you go on FORTRAN? Joey: Do you mean 4chan? Gabaree: Yeah, FORTRAN. Joey: 4chan's a website... FORTRAN's a-- Gabaree: Yeah but you go on FORTRAN?

#7259

33

Feb. 22, 2018, 2:20 p.m.

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Klein: You can say things just to say it-- things you don’t mean, like when I say to my students “You did a really good job”.