#4430

410

Feb. 11, 2013, 5:28 p.m.

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Eric Neyman: What's the difference between a paradox and an oxymoron? Klein: An oxymoron is a distilled paradox. Like jumbo shrimp... Or military intelligence.

#4429

99

Feb. 11, 2013, 9:50 a.m.

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Allen: Wait, Jacob, you went to SSI? Jacob: Yeah. Allen: Did you get mugged?

#4428

55

Feb. 10, 2013, noon

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//Playing Project M on Viju's laptop in Mr. Kaluta's room Kaluta: Okay hold on, this is getting a bit out of hand. How were your grades last semester? Some kids: We got straight A's! Other kids and Bob: I only had one B. Mufasa: (to Bob) Wait. Then how many C's did you get?

#4427

1010

Feb. 8, 2013, 8:40 a.m.

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Pham: There too many Chinese in this country! You see you go Africa, there Chinese restaurant!

#4421

1616

Feb. 6, 2013, 7:43 p.m.

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//Rose is showing the class his "Kiss my Asymptotes" shirt. Hakan: That's like saying "Geometry can kiss my Angle-Side-Side."

#4420

66

Feb. 6, 2013, 4:40 p.m.

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//One group is explaining why a character should not get his bride price back after he beat his wife (in Things Fall Apart); they are using an example about returning stuff to a store Student: Just return one that you had before, not the broken one! Dennis: So he has a spare wife to return?

#4419

57

Feb. 5, 2013, 8:34 p.m.

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Duval: I have successfully not flicked off a student for 10 years. //Class applauds

#4417

713

Feb. 5, 2013, 11:04 a.m.

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//At lunch upon hearing another person listing ingredients from a label Paul B. Ellis: You can't spend life reading the ingredients.

#4416

012

Feb. 5, 2013, 8:31 a.m.

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Avikar: Why won't you approve my tag? Jessica: It's too long! Avikar: But some of them are 2 letters! Patrick: Avikar, don't worry, you want to hear this from a girl.

#4413

37

Feb. 4, 2013, 8:45 p.m.

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Saurav: How far did you number your lab notebook? Evan: I did it all the way. Saurav: That's deep.