#2644

46

Dec. 7, 2010, 4:37 p.m.

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Moose: Jesus Christ! ...excuse my French.

#2643

-711

Dec. 7, 2010, 4:36 p.m.

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Moose: Today will be a smorgasbord of activities!

#2642

55

Dec. 6, 2010, 7:05 p.m.

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Rose (to class): Adults all live in four dimensions, didn't you know that?

#2640

-59

Dec. 6, 2010, 8:40 a.m.

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//talking about Mr. Houghton from TPMS Student 1: He is a teacher at Eastern now. Student 2: No, he was fired. Student 1: NO!! He works at Eastern now! Student 2: Well, there's only one way to find out. (goes to computer and goes to Eastern MS staff directory) Student 2: Oh wow, he actualy is a teacher at Eastern! Student 1: HA!! In your FACE! Student 2: Well I feel REALLY sorry for Eastern now that they have Mr. Houghton.

#2639

55

Dec. 5, 2010, 3:57 p.m.

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//Mr. Clay is sitting next to Tom Chih, grading papers. Tom: Hey, Mr. Clay, you need a babysitter? Clay: Tom, I love you, but I'm not entrusting my six-week old baby to you. Ori: It's been six weeks? Really?! Clay: They grow up so fast. Justine: Soon he'll be just like Tom. Clay: If my son walks around with a dirty pillow for four years...

#2638

99

Dec. 3, 2010, 7:48 p.m.

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Reckson: Avoid Theresa like the plague, because she has castration on her mind, and I fear the worst. //walks away hurriedly

#2637

44

Dec. 3, 2010, 5:48 p.m.

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// Bunday subs for Donaldson for a day... Bunday: All horse shit and no horse power huh?

#2636

1113

Dec. 3, 2010, 5:30 p.m.

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// In AP NSL, Grossman's class. Marcus walks in randomly... Marcus: Hey Mr. Grossman. I think I left my basketball in here. Have you seen it? Grossman: I don't remember you having a basketball. You can look around, though. Viju: Wait Marcus, is it Jacky's? Marcus: No, it's Samir's. Samir (at other end of the room): Wait, what? I didn't bring my ball today! Marcus: Oh. *walks out*

#2635

55

Dec. 3, 2010, 4:46 p.m.

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Teacher: If only Julie Zhu were here, she'd be able to draw this... Contreras: Is that the only reason you want her here? Teacher: No, there are other reasons!

#2634

5256

Dec. 3, 2010, 4:45 p.m.

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//teacher is running late Ittai: Well, I guess that since we don't have a teacher, I'll have to take over for today. Various students: Act like he's the actual teacher! Everyone sit down and take notes! //Ittai takes teacher's book, sits in teacher's chair, and starts to write on the board Ittai: So, Swokowski is telling us that to do triple integrals in cylindrical coordinates, we need to...um...draw a picture! *draws on board*  Man that looks bad, if only Julie Zhu were here!  So Swokowski thinks about how polar works, extrapolates for the z, and then he gives us this formula *writes volume formula* //at this point, teacher walks in, sits down at other end of board, and watches while grinning Ittai: And now what Swokowski is trying to tell us is...woah...*starts trying to figure out just what the book says*...it's like, um...*closes book*  So let me tell you a story now.  It turns out that not all mathematicians are all that smart.  I was talking to my friend, Dr. Washington, and he said that if you take the whole group of mathematicians, there are some really great ones at the top.  And...yeah...so anyways, you all need to study. //at this point, he sits down and teacher takes over