#5180

99

Sept. 13, 2014, 3:53 p.m.

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Akshay: Mr. Pham, do you know where you put the lab notebooks from last year? Pham: I don't know. Akshay: But that had like 200 pages worth of labs in it! Pham: I know.

#5179

7583

Sept. 12, 2014, 12:29 a.m.

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// Yet another vegetarian joke Pham: Who here vegetarian? // Ramu raises his hand Pham: You know what soap made out of right? Whale fat. When you take shower, you rubbing meat all over your body. There no use be vegetarian.

#5178

88

Sept. 12, 2014, 12:19 a.m.

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// Rose and Ostrander walk out of Math Help to discuss something Stein: Two boys are arguing out in the hall. Kids these days...

#5177

77

Sept. 11, 2014, 7:55 p.m.

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//Talking about karma in Comp Religion Whitacre: You don't want to be like Bambi's mother. BOOM! She's dead. She had bad karma.

#5176

22

Sept. 11, 2014, 12:23 p.m.

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Stein: This one time I went to A&J and the lady there literally refused to serve us more food. She said you eaten too much! Your bill is already like $68 for two people! People don't spend that much here.

#5175

6369

Sept. 10, 2014, 8:30 p.m.

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//First day at Wallops, introduction with instructor. Jimmy (instructor): So, tell me something about yourself. And don't be like "I like volleyball" and the next person is like "I like volleyball". Share some secrets, and I'll show you mine! *starts proceeding--people say normal things like "I play soccer"* Josephine: I like microwaves.

#5174

77

Sept. 10, 2014, 8:12 p.m.

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//First period Analysis 1B, talking about the upcoming knowledge celebration Stein: So, the knowledge celebration is going to be this coming Teh-urs-day. Any questions about it? Class: *murmuring* Teh-urs-day? What? Stein: What? What do you guys say? *pause* Stein: You say THURSDAY? Huh. Must be a regional thing. Ethan: By regional, you mean AMERICA.

#5173

77

Sept. 9, 2014, 6:56 p.m.

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Schwartz: Why are there only purple markers here? I'm not Stein!

#5172

11

Sept. 7, 2014, 8:15 p.m.

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//Talking about importance of bacteria to health Ostrander: I wouldn't mind if you were to pick your nose in class and eat it. Class: Ewww! Ostrander: Listen, listen, it's science!

#5166

-13

Sept. 6, 2014, 6:08 p.m.

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Stein: Real art there aren't good guys and bad guys like in professional wrestling.