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⚐ Report//During 9th period Discrete, Rose is listing what will be on a test later that week Harrison: Have you even made this test yet? //Rose stares at him and makes a sassy head motion Rose: That's the stupidest question I've ever heard! No one does anything until the night before!
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⚐ Report// Rose in a video for Functions. Rose: What's seven cubed? 7 times 7, forty nine... times 7, is... ... two -- no, three...forty... ... ... three? No wait, no. Seven cubed. Seven times forty nine is...in fact... 345. Yeah. So 345 times 4 is... //continues problem without ever noticing his mistake.
#4840
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⚐ ReportKaluta: If I hear you guys talking about brown people again you're all getting E's
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⚐ Report// Freshman Precalc B Ben: 93% of statistics are made up on the spot. Sam: 82.8% of numbers between 1 and 1000 aren't prime. Giles: 14% of people knew that.
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⚐ Report// Freshman Chem, Pham is discussing quantum states and electron configurations Pham: Okay guy, I going to demonstrate the s, p, d, and f electron orbitals with wooden model. // Pham takes out the s, p, and f models, the d model is missing // With a serious face Pham: Hey! Someone took the D!
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⚐ Report//Pd. 7 Schafer quantum. The Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle was covered during the previous class. //Mike leaves the room right before pd. 7 starts to look for his backpack. Schafer doesn't realize this. //1 minute into class: Schafer: Wait, where's Mike? Eric: He went to look for his backpack. //Mike comes back without a backpack. Schafer: Where'd you go? Mike: I went to look for my backpack and I still don't know where it is. Naeem: Wait, isn't it right there? [Points to backpack.] Mike: Oh yeah, thanks. Student: That's like Brownian motion. Schafer: How is it like Brownian motion? Mike: Wait, no. It's like the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle. I knew _exactly_ what its momentum was, so I didn't know where it was. Schafer: Yeah, true. He knew _exactly_ how fast it was going, so he couldn't have had any idea where it was. //A few minutes later, Schafer calls on Mike to explain something. The tables in the classroom are unusually arranged, so Mike can't get to the front of the room. Schafer: Yep, I set up these tables like that _just_ so you couldn't get to the front of the room. //Mike succeeds in getting to the front of the room. Mike: Oh yeah? Well I just thwarted your plans! //Schafer throws Mike a marker, but throws it badly intentionally, that way Mike can't catch it. Mike doesn't come close to catching it. Schafer: Ha! What now‽ Mike: To be fair, I knew exactly how fast the marker was travelling.
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⚐ Report//Schwartz is musing on why one says "good luck" to athletes but "break a leg" to actors Sahil: Sports people aren't smart enough to understand sarcasm. Amy Yan: WHAT? WHAT?
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⚐ Report//Discussing lifespans (in most countries, women live longer than men) Swaney: Hmm. I wonder why women live so much less than men in Iran. Michael Katz: Heatstroke!
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⚐ ReportMs. Bosse: Why are you guys talking about lingerie back there? Jimmy: We're not looking at lingerie, we're looking at dresses!
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⚐ Report//During Pd. 7 Giles //Lesson is over; we have time to do homework Conor: I have an idea for a business. I would go around stealing peoples' keys and making them pay me to not give copies to random people. Isn't that a great idea, Mr. Giles? Giles: Solid business plan. Sam: What if someone gets angry and steals your keys? Conor: I would use one of those eyeball scanner things. Sam: What if they steal your eyeballs? Giles: Yeah, what if they steal your eyeballs?