#12919

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Jan. 30, 2024, 12:37 p.m.

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Hart: Unless you're a horseshoe crab and I don't know about it, your blood is always red.

#12918

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Jan. 30, 2024, 11:14 a.m.

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Eric: Lyan Reventhal! Katz: Japanese moment

#12917

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Jan. 30, 2024, 10:53 a.m.

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Glenn: I HAVE VIALS OF TICKS I HAVE PULLED OFF OF STUDENTS Glenn: ONE OF THEM STILL HAS A CHUNK OF FLESH ATTACHED TO IT

#12916

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Jan. 30, 2024, 10:41 a.m.

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Glenn: Then we'll go on a boat, a research vesicle Glenn: vessel, not vesicle Glenn: we're not cells.

#12915

55

Jan. 30, 2024, 10:40 a.m.

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Glenn: Not to sound serial killer-ish but squid are really beautiful on the inside

#12914

57

Jan. 30, 2024, 10:09 a.m.

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Glenn: Anyone who had me last semester wants to say anything about my class? Yongle: git good! Glenn: get good? what does that mean? *confused facial expressions*

#12913

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Jan. 30, 2024, 10:03 a.m.

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Glenn: What happens if you turn it in at 9:01? James: ZERO!

#12912

55

Jan. 30, 2024, 9:48 a.m.

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Glenn: There was a tooth on the roof of my mouth. Glenn: and they tried to put a bracket on it but it wouldn't budge Glenn: So I had to get it surgically removed Glenn: It broke into four pieces Student: You can scam the tooth fairy for four times the money Glenn: For the longest time, my sister was my tooth fairy Glenn: and I found the box she kept them in Glenn: and i smooshed them together

#12911

55

Jan. 30, 2024, 9:40 a.m.

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Glenn: [My rat] is a 35 dollar monthly expense Glenn: They have to put the rat under anesthesia because otherwise they'll bite, right? because they're drilling their teeth Glenn: And they have this tiny *gestures* nose mask to put laughing gas in it, on the rat and its so cute!

#12910

15

Jan. 30, 2024, 9:09 a.m.

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Kele: Who's gonna go "oh yeah i know those legs"