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⚐ ReportTyler He: Can i go to the bathroom? Rose: can you be back in under 2 minutes Tyler: *looks at clock* no Rose: yeah because you don't go to the bathroom you play with your friends down the street. I think you’ve lost your bathroom privileges. You can go to the bathroom at some other time.
#12840
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⚐ Report//Emily is searching up and looking at pictures of tumors with eyes, hair, and teeth, after Mia talked about how tumors do weird shit Emily: that looks like an ugly fish! Mia: you look like an ugly fish!
#12839
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⚐ Report//Mia Payson has a bottle of kombucha and we were talking about it Emily Lee: You know kombucha the SCOBY? that's nasty //Vinegar is mentioned and Emily googles "mother of vinegar" Emily: Yeah like that's nasty too. why is it jelly like? Mia: well kimchi is the same thing too. Emily: I don’t even like kimchi! Emily: I’m not a real Korean. Mia Payson: you’re more whitewashed than the actual white person.
#12838
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⚐ ReportRose: this is the kind of thing that will piss off Schafer, but this is America, so we are measuring sound in feet per second
#12837
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⚐ ReportRose: I’m starving Saanvi: do you want a kind bar Rose: NO! I’m saving it up for my lunch special! What part of that do you not understand!? //later Rose: i’m really hungry Rose: what kind of bar were you gonna give me? Rose: *takes bar from Saanvi*
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⚐ ReportEric: I want to take Math Phys, but I still have a PE requirement. Eric: I should be able to replace Math Phys Study Hall with PE. Eric: PE and Math Phys Study Hall are basically the same class anyway.
#12833
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⚐ ReportMichael: Are those large chopsticks in your backpack? Can I have them? I can use chopsticks. Trust. //Student gives Michael chopsticks, Michael struggles to pick up a marker on the table, then successfully picks up a plastic ruler Katz, joking: Now eat it! //Michael moves the ruler towards his mouth with chopsticks, but loses his grip, and the ruler falls into his mouth Jacobs: Why did you stick a ruler in your mouth?!