#11406

5353

Jan. 10, 2023, 9:23 p.m.

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Sahu: It’s been overloaded out the wazoo! Sahu: I don’t actually know what a wazoo is but I like saying it. *opens Google and talks as he types* What…is..a…wazoo? // first result reads: “a person’s buttocks or anus” Sahu: Oh. Oh. Sorry. I’m sorry guys.

#11405

99

Jan. 10, 2023, 5:26 p.m.

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Schwartz: The first example is finding the volume of a sphere with triple integration. Schwartz: It's fine, that works. Let's do the harder example. //Hammond bursts in Hammond: Lies! All lies! //later Hammond, holding up a type of laptop: The problem with these is you can't trust students not to steal them. Hammond: You know I'm joking, right? Don't go home and say "the teacher said that we're not trustworthy!" Schwartz: Well, of course they're not trustworthy. They're teenagers. Hammond: Ageist! Schwartz: Developmentalist! Some people are 30 and they're still "teenagers". //later, Hammond examining the whiteboard's ρ^2 sin φ dρ dθ dφ Hammond: There's too much Greek here. //later, Schwartz drawing and explaining a 3D shape Schwartz: This is an ice-cream cone. Hammond: No, that's the Eye of Sauron! //later Schwartz: Let's not blindfold our ice-cream cone.

#11404

1414

Jan. 10, 2023, 2:45 p.m.

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Delaney, to Jeremy: Really? We're doing a cardiac dissection and you're eating Doritos?

#11403

1010

Jan. 9, 2023, 2:47 p.m.

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Kaluta: Work harder! This is supposed to be a sweatshop!

#11402

79

Jan. 9, 2023, 10:10 a.m.

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//Discussing SRP Presentations Rose: So... um.. should I just do it electronically? Like, how do I do this? Bosse: Rose. Your making this more complicated than necessary. Rose: No I'm not. Bosse: Yes you are.

#11401

1414

Jan. 8, 2023, 1:40 p.m.

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At Quizbowl tournament Henry M: I have given you 26g of sugar each in liquid form, use it!

#11400

79

Jan. 6, 2023, 7:19 p.m.

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// Discussing scioly logistics O'Donovan: So you can choose who you want to sleep with. O'Donovan: I mean, you can choose who you want to share a room with.

#11399

2020

Jan. 6, 2023, 6:04 p.m.

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Rose: So how can we make a right triangle out of these two collinear segments? Vera: We should do the equal distance thing Rose: You... you mean a circle? The thing where all points are an equal distance from the center? Vera: ...Yes

#11398

66

Jan. 6, 2023, 2:59 p.m.

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Rivkah: Mein Kampf es su Kampf

#11397

810

Jan. 6, 2023, 12:27 p.m.

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O'Donovan: Does it make sense? O'Donovan: No it doesn't. You just gotta roll with it.