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#7235

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Feb. 15, 2018, 8:34 p.m.

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//during r&e, street is talking about inventor and someone asks a question about inventor Street: If you need help with inventor just ask Iris //Iris Sun takes off her jacket and covers herself with it Lena: Oh look it's a solar eclipse!

#7233

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Feb. 15, 2018, 1:20 p.m.

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//Great Gatsby presentations Brian: The author is taking a modernist approach, recognizing that the character isn’t always doing interesting things. For example, in Harry Potter, they don’t talk about him going to the bathroom. Klein: That chapter was deleted. Class: But there was actually some chapters in Harry Potter where he went to the bathroom… Klein: That part was actually interesting though. Sarah: He took an interesting shit. Klein: Harry on the Potter.

#7232

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Feb. 15, 2018, 11:31 a.m.

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Pham: What happens when you touch the metal. Class: You die. Pham: No you no die. 32 people here. You need to know CPR to be in the B Block.

#7231

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Feb. 15, 2018, 10:30 a.m.

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Grossman: They sell those Singing-grams way to cheap. 3 dollars to disrupt our precious class time? Talia: Wait. . . if everyone pooled their money, we could order like, 50 and disrupt class for like, an hour! Grossman: Yeah, but then you'd have to listen to an acapella group for like, an hour

#7227

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Feb. 14, 2018, 5:59 p.m.

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//comparing Izzee and Sam's height Noam: Hmm I really can't tell who's taller. Bracklinn: Maybe it depends on how thick their soles are. //examine their shoes Noam: Yeah, I don't know whose soles are thicker. Bracklinn: Well, Isabella doesn't have a soul anyway, so it doesn't matter.

#7224

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Feb. 13, 2018, 8:44 a.m.

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//Practicing interviews Stav: How many letter a’s are on our website? *steeples fingers* Naveen: Well, uh… the most common vowel is e, so.. if we assume that your website has 2000 characters, then… Bosse: (Starts clapping) Thank you two for the interview! //Another interview Daniel: A permutation of n elements is chosen uniformly at random. A partition of the permutation into contiguous blocks is correct if, when each block is sorted independently, the entire permutation becomes sorted. Find the expected value of the maximum number of blocks into which the permutation can be partitioned correctly. Kevin Qian: Nice job stealing a question from a math competition. Have you even solved this? Daniel: To be honest, Bosse: (Starts clapping) Thank you two for the interview!

#7223

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Feb. 12, 2018, 9:07 p.m.

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//Discrete, continuing a proof of the Euclidean Division Algorithm that started on Friday. Kevin Qian was not here on Friday. //Rose asks about what the cases are. Kevin: I guess for that case, you factor and get b-1, and for the other case you get b+1... Rose: Kevin Qian. You're going to learn some things in this class. But not a whole lot.

#7222

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Feb. 12, 2018, 3:14 p.m.

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//Liam is falling asleep in PoE Kaluta: Am I really that boring? //Kilian taps Liam on his shoulder to wake him up Liam: Yes Liam: Wait that's not what I wanted to say.'

#7220

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Feb. 12, 2018, 2:28 p.m.

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Komo: If you have feelings, you shouldn't be on the Internet.

#7219

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Feb. 12, 2018, 12:45 p.m.

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//Discussing brownie cookies Mr. Horne: Who in here likes chocolate chips in their brownies? //Several people raise their hands Mr. Horne: I've found the communists in this classroom.