#11473

1212

Jan. 30, 2023, 9:13 a.m.

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Schwartz: Due date is the same as the deadline. Schwartz: I can’t do that, so deadline is two minutes after the due date! Schwartz: Problem solved!

#11472

113

Jan. 26, 2023, 9:29 p.m.

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Gus: We should normalize calling our girlfriends mommy

#11471

2121

Jan. 26, 2023, 11:15 a.m.

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Smolen: Ricky, one day you'll end up with a pencil in your esophagus.

#11470

2626

Jan. 26, 2023, 11:04 a.m.

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Lodal: Don't worry, if you pretend not to know me and don't say hi, I'll follow you down the halls waving at you.

#11469

57

Jan. 25, 2023, 3:12 p.m.

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Grossman: Guys, don't do ketamine until you're over 70 years old.

#11467

46

Jan. 25, 2023, 3:09 p.m.

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Grossman: I’d go for Karl Marx. Karl Marx is hot . . . Look at that beard.

#11465

88

Jan. 25, 2023, 1:27 p.m.

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// Scioly O'Donovan: UMD is completely tripping.

#11464

46

Jan. 25, 2023, 1:25 p.m.

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// Andy picks up Jerry Song's pink ball Jerry: These are my balls! // Andy starting bouncing the ball Jerry: Oh my god give it back!

#11463

77

Jan. 25, 2023, 12:35 p.m.

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//Presenting modsim projects! Nick Khil: So I chose to model Spider Man swinging from the Empire State Building. Nick Khil: According to the Marvel website, Spider Man can lift 10 tons.... Nick Khil: So if we assume those are metric tons, Spider Man can exert 98,000 Newtons of force. Nick Khil: I guess I found out that Spider Man is... a lot stronger than people think.

#11462

2222

Jan. 25, 2023, 8:19 a.m.

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Sahu: It's like I stop teaching, and all of a sudden people develop personalities