#7410

1416

April 14, 2018, 9:42 p.m.

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//Schwartz, Kirk, Duval, and Gonzalez are jousting with dowels behind their ears during Wallops Schwartz: Hey, do you guys have your journals? Shreeya: Wait...are we taking notes? Evan G: hahaha yeah, notes on what NOT to do with your free time.

#7365

3032

April 3, 2018, 9:18 a.m.

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//Schwartz yelling math across the hall. Bosse: I’m learning so much math now! How does he have so much energy? Reynald: He’s young.

#7354

1010

March 24, 2018, 3:22 p.m.

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//at ARML after Steven used calculus to explain a problem Schwartz: This concept is taught in multivar... so I don't expect you to know it. And those who have taken multivar, I don't expect you to REMEMBER it.

#7344

2222

March 20, 2018, 7:12 p.m.

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// Hammond has just interrupted Complex by announcing that many students in the class still haven't signed up for Puzzlepalooza Schwartz: (to the class) I'd assign it to you as homework, but then it'd be less likely to get done.

#7335

3442

March 18, 2018, 12:58 p.m.

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[Talking about particle accelerators in 8th period Math Phys] Schafer: That guy Lawrence, you know, he had that element named after him, Lawrencium. He invented one of the first particle accelerators, the cyclotron. He also has two national labs named after him, Lawrence Livermore and... Noah S [not paying attention]: Lawrence Berkeley, and also doesn't he have that element, Lawrencium, named for him? Class/Schafer: *facepalm* Schafer: Dude we talked about that LITERALLY 15 seconds ago. ... [Talking about the ML theorem 1/2 hour later in Complex] Schwartz: *explains the theorem* Misha: Let me see if I understand this proof. So we take this integral over the contour... *talks out the proof* Noah [not paying attention]: Okay, let me see if I can talk this through... Class: *boiiii* Misha: Noah! You already did this once today! Schwartz: You know, every year, I give an award to the student who asks the best questions that I've already answered, and Noah, you're the clear frontrunner. David W [not paying attention]: Today in Math Phys, Noah did the same thing! Class: *uproarious laughter* Schwartz: Noah, you have competition!

#7329

26

March 16, 2018, 1:14 p.m.

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Schwartz: So in skydiving there's this thing called terminal velocity. Schwartz: It's poorly named.

#7308

33

March 8, 2018, 3:13 p.m.

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// Doing an analytic continuation of the trig functions with a less-than-rigorous justification Schwartz: Feels wrong, but it's oh so right.

#7296

1414

March 5, 2018, 10:33 p.m.

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//talking about the log song Schwartz: I would sing it, but me singing constitutes as child abuse.

#7271

1010

Feb. 25, 2018, 8:26 p.m.

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Schwartz: We all know magnets aren't found outside.

#7243

68

Feb. 19, 2018, 8:31 p.m.

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//explaining parametric Schwartz: So let's say we throw the duck. Student: That's animal abuse! Schwartz: No it's not, we're throwing a duck.