#11711

57

March 21, 2023, 5:38 p.m.

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Uriel: So what's on the bar [exam]? Katz and Andy, almost simultaneously: Alcohol Katz: You have approached the very thing you swore to destroy. Hui: So which one of you is going to Blairbash that?

#11709

77

March 21, 2023, 2:01 p.m.

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// SRP p8 is being loud Bosse: Is there anything I can do to make you guys quieter? Andy: Tape! Bosse: ...I can do that.

#11703

711

March 20, 2023, 1:32 p.m.

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Anderson: So now, let's move on to number 5... Anderson(squinting eyes): ...artist's shit. //later Anderson: There's been some dispute about the actual contents. Andy, quietly: Taste test!

#11692

812

March 17, 2023, 7:43 a.m.

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Andy: You know that moment when you test your kids with a voltmeter and it reads 0 volts. Andy: No potential? Jerry Song: That moment when you ground your kids. Jerry: What you did was shocking, get grounded!

#11670

1515

March 11, 2023, 1:08 p.m.

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// Talking about science fair Andy: It's a bullshit farce that everyone agrees has value. Ace: Just like money!

#11646

810

March 8, 2023, 7:49 a.m.

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Schwartz(talking to himself): I am definitely tripping over that sometime soon. Andy(reading the box): Wallops first aid kit... Andy: Well in that case, if you do trip, at least you'll have what you need!

#11608

1111

Feb. 24, 2023, 2:13 p.m.

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River Qiu: How is Saving Private Ryan better than Spider-Man? Andy: Nobody actually died in Spider-Man. Saving Private Ryan used real footage from the D-Day landings. River: So you're saying that to make real entertainment we should actually kill people?

#11607

810

Feb. 24, 2023, 8:26 a.m.

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//During the orgo field trip Andy, to one of the researchers: Question— How often do you work out?

#11606

57

Feb. 24, 2023, 8:25 a.m.

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Sudhish: who did you have for orgo? Andy: Dr. Brabazon Sudhish: Did you have Hart at all? Andy: Yeah, for the first three weeks before she went on maternity leave and then again at the end of the semester. Sudhish: Was she pregnant the first three weeks? Andy: …she was pregnant for the whole nine months before.

#11549

410

Feb. 10, 2023, 10:15 a.m.

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// Andy walks into quantum Sean: I lost the game! Schafer: I also lost the game!