#5378

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Feb. 10, 2015, 1:53 p.m.

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Schwartz: You may not burn things. Let me amend that. You may not do that without supervision. Kusal: Does Mr. Pham count?

#3454

911

June 8, 2011, 4:32 p.m.

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Schafer: I've got this. I'm really good at starting fires.

#3447

88

June 6, 2011, 5:04 p.m.

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// at the start of 4th period Thermo Schafer: I heard that there's going to be a fire drill soon. Students: Really?! Schafer: Why are you so excited? It's like missing free time.

#3270

77

April 28, 2011, 11:22 a.m.

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// during a Thermo test Schafer: Because we are in MC, our power is provided the wonderful...PEPCO! That means, in the event that the power goes out, which is very likely, you will be taking your test by candlelight! So don't think that you'll be off the hook for your test if the lights go out.

#2951

55

Feb. 18, 2011, 4:27 p.m.

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//Pham has prepared some hydrogen balloons and a lit candle. Student: I think there's a fire hazard here. Pham: There ALWAYS a fire hazard!

#2898

1010

Feb. 9, 2011, 6:38 p.m.

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//during fire in 210s Jack P: Why are we out here? Danderson: Apparently there's a fire. Jack: Well who the hell did that? Danderson: Well let's see.  First off, we were in 211, so me and Shelley aren't it.  Then Schafer was considered, but he had SRPs going too, as did Pham. Jack: Could it have been Shirley? Danderson: (walks away shaking head) Student: Bet he's looking for Shirley now.

#2887

68

Feb. 8, 2011, 5:23 p.m.

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//people are huddling together outside in the cold during a fire drill Gibi: Ugh, you guys are all waddling around, huddling together... Gibi: What the hell are you, penguins? Stupid freakin' poultry...

#2225

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Sept. 29, 2010, 2:34 p.m.

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Mr. Swaney: Did I not tell this class already? My car was torched, at four in the morning. Yeah, I wake up, my dog is barking like mad, I open the door, there are firetrucks outside, and my neighbour's like, "Dude, I think your Jeep exploded." Emma Kaufman: Your dog was barking? It must have been a terminator. They KNOW.

#2070

55

Sept. 7, 2010, 3:53 p.m.

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//Going over safety quiz Mr. Boettcher: A fire starts in the laboratory. A student notifies the teacher. What should the student do next? The answer is D: follow the teacher's directions... And if I tell you to sacrifice yourself for the betterment of the class, that's what you'll do.

#1918

44

May 13, 2010, 8:27 p.m.

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Ms. Duval: Nilay, look at you, you're on fire!