#12796

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Dec. 21, 2023, 12:12 p.m.

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Glenn: Caleb, tell me about life! Caleb: Uhhhh...seeing the sun rise is nice. Caleb: I've definitely explored my sleep schedule.

#8051

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March 27, 2019, 9:10 a.m.

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//Ms.Duval is explaining sex-linked and autosomal traits Duval: So if the postal service is working it isn't sex linked! Class: What....? Is that a euphemism? Duval: Male carriers! If there are maaale carriers. It can't be sex linked.

#8092

1723

April 8, 2019, 10:06 a.m.

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Gonzalez: You can tell this is AoA because they like to clap.

#9533

1723

Dec. 7, 2021, 11:52 a.m.

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Mr. Rose: If you type in to google, "rationalizing the denominator is stupid", you'll get lots of blog posts from arrogant math teachers. Uriel: Did you write any of those, Mr. Rose? Mr. Rose: uhhhhh... I try to be more open-minded... Mr. Rose: but I do have some good math blog posts you should read!

#9860

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Jan. 29, 2022, 3:11 p.m.

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// 20 minutes of pure chaos after school for analysis 1 exam cramming, Duval walks by Duval: Andy, my son is a squatter and I just love kicking him behind so he falls over like boop! // Later Duval: Oh hi Sean! Sean: How do you know my name... Duval: I was visiting Delaney's class in this morning and I saw a worksheet with your name on it. It's called being resourceful. // Later Sean dad jokes Duval Schwartz: Sean, if you were squatting, you would have been kicked already. // Later Duval: This is sedative Steven. Schwartz breaks down in laughter Schwartz: SEDATIVE STEVEN? Duval: Well yesterday Sudhish was all well behaved and quiet and when I asked him why, he said Steven was his sedative. Duval: That class has so many repeat names. We have 3 Alex, 2 Ste(v/ph)ens, and 2 of some other name I forgot. Andy: Jasons? Duval: Yes, Jasons. One of them spells his name wrong though, the Jacen with a C. Schwartz: Their whole family spells names wrong, but Bryan with a Y is slightly more acceptable.

#12240

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Oct. 3, 2023, 9:04 p.m.

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// Scibowl tryouts Yunyi: Ok, buzz in and then say your name. Gugan(after buzzing): Vas deferens. Kian: Hi. Andy: I'm him.

#7958

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Feb. 23, 2019, 11:56 p.m.

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//Period 8 sports statistics //Talking about why the Nationals suck Stein: It's their fanbase. Imagine you're in a religion that you've been very devout to for a very long time. And you work hard to be very devout and push through all the parts you don't like. Then all these new people come in and join the religion just because they think it's cool. Those are what Nats fans are like Reynald: Like a religion... You mean like a religion that starts with "p" and ends in "rotestant?" Stein: like 95 Reynald *interjects*: theses? Stein *continues*: percent of the fanbase suddenly shows up out of nowhere like "yay Nationals!!" and then they disappear the next day. 4% have given up on them, and 1% have hope.

#9411

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Nov. 19, 2021, 3:47 p.m.

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//Schafer reading my 1.2k word physics problem to the whole class out loud Schafer: "Sus. Sussy.... *pauses* baka? what is baka??? Sussy little uwu baka owo egirl???? Shriyan how long is this problem??? Where are the physics???"

#8272

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Sept. 9, 2019, 3:19 p.m.

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//Giving rules for a timed writing Tinsley: If you really need to, you can write a hamburger-model essay. They're not the worst thing in the world. Tinsley: I mean they do slowly suck out my soul, but...

#4442

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Feb. 17, 2013, 6:49 p.m.

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//Harvard MIT Math Tournament 2013, Awards Ceremony MIT Guy: And thank your coaches for bringing you here! Hannah He: Who's our coach again?