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#4534

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May 7, 2013, 9:18 p.m.

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//Discussing presidential power in the late 20th century in US history Manuel: I actually met Bill Clinton once. Student: Did you shake his hand? Manuel: Yeah, I actually did. You know, even after I had introduced him to my husband, he didn't want to let go.

#4546

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June 6, 2013, 8:32 p.m.

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//Stein, Schafer, Ostrander, Hammond are sitting at a few desks in solving puzzles in a room full of Magnet students. Rose is also in the room. Stein: Does anyone in here know math? Anyone? //Students look confused, look around, shrug their shoulders Students, unanimously: Uh, no, no one.

#4614

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Oct. 11, 2013, 11:17 a.m.

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Swaney: So Sinn Fein is the legitimate political wing of the Irish Republican Army, which is a terrorist organization. Siri (from Swaney's pocket): I'm not sure I understand. Swaney: Well, see, Siri, it's complicated with Northern Ireland...

#4687

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Dec. 12, 2013, 10:14 a.m.

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Mr. Street: If you don't bundle up the cords correctly before putting the hot glue guns away, there are cords everywhere and it looks like a snake orgy. //Class laughs Sherry: Question: what's that? Mr Street: You'll have to look that up yourself.

#4783

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Feb. 24, 2014, 11:47 a.m.

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Pham: Does your wife cook? Demma: Not much, I cook most of the food. Pham: I don't cook... I am the man.

#4827

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April 3, 2014, 9:52 p.m.

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//Schwartz is musing on why one says "good luck" to athletes but "break a leg" to actors Sahil: Sports people aren't smart enough to understand sarcasm. Amy Yan: WHAT? WHAT?

#4878

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April 21, 2014, 4:17 p.m.

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//During 9th period Discrete, Rose is listing what will be on a test later that week Harrison: Have you even made this test yet? //Rose stares at him and makes a sassy head motion Rose: That's the stupidest question I've ever heard! No one does anything until the night before!

#4913

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May 6, 2014, 10:33 p.m.

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Hammond: Seriously, guys, you need to buy shirts. Less than half of the people who said they would buy shirts bought shirts Student: If you don't sell enough will the prizes be small? Hammond: No. They'll still be huge. We'll just buy huge stacks of newspapers.

#4929

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May 10, 2014, 7:02 p.m.

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//Block B Chemistry Pham: We go over test, take a test, do ice cream lab. //Pham calls Street in to lecture the class //After Street leaves Pham: We don't have enough time, we just do ice cream lab.

#4987

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May 30, 2014, 12:14 p.m.

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Schafer: *Discussing history of fundamental elements* Fire, Earth, Air, and Water. Francis: And then there's The Fifth Element, starring Bruce Willis. Schafer: And then the Sixth Sense, also starring Bruce Willis. *Dicussion among half the class about a seventh movie* Schafer: What do you got for eight? Francis: Uh.......Surrog-eight, starring Bruce Willis.