#11167

88

Nov. 16, 2022, 10:23 a.m.

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Stein(to Sudhish): This is good. Stein: This is one of the few times you have been respectful.

#11166

48

Nov. 16, 2022, 9:40 a.m.

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// During JHU Quizbowl tournament on 11/12 Hui: All of Jupiter's moons are named after his mistresses, and Juno is Jupiter's wife. Hui: So it's kinda ironic that NASA is sending the Juno probe to check up on Jupiter's mistresses.

#11165

57

Nov. 15, 2022, 5:26 p.m.

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Schwartz, struggling to hold objects for a visual: If I have enough hands for this -- well, I'm not changing the number of hands I have. Schwartz, later: This was easier when I could use my teeth. Andy: Imagine him saying that 40 years from now.

#11164

77

Nov. 15, 2022, 5:23 p.m.

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Schwartz: Why would I do that? Because I'm evil and I want you to suffer.

#11163

00

Nov. 15, 2022, 3:14 p.m.

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//about an erroneous tangent plane equation Schwartz: That's not a plane! Katz: That's a helicopter!

#11162

1212

Nov. 15, 2022, 1:43 p.m.

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Linda: Water is free but you need to pay $1. Linda: This is gaslighting. Jerry Song: Beer for the price of two beers, buy one get the other free!

#11161

1113

Nov. 15, 2022, 1:25 p.m.

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//Mr. Schafer talking about air resistance and drag Schafer: If I have two balls, and one was subject to drag... Whole class: Trying not to snicker

#11160

99

Nov. 15, 2022, 10:22 a.m.

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Moose: This is my communist magazine. *waves around a communist poster* But I'm not a commie

#11159

1414

Nov. 15, 2022, 9:01 a.m.

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Chikara: This spoke to my soul because I like big buff guys duking it out

#11158

1517

Nov. 15, 2022, 8:58 a.m.

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Smolen: Play an open string here. Do not succumb to the limitations of your fourth finger Smolen: In other words, don't be your pinky's little bitch