#5335

-622

Dec. 21, 2014, 3:06 p.m.

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Jyotsna: We have to perform some kind of music in front of blocks C and D for physics tomorrow. Roadkill: Ew. Jyotsna: Say something to calm my nerves. Roadkill: Well, you're screwed. Have fun! Jyotsna: Wow, thanks. Roadkill: No problem. Wait. Do I have to do this next year? Jyotsna: Yes. Roadkill: Oh shit..

#5332

610

Dec. 20, 2014, 5:41 p.m.

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Michelle: Wtf aops blocked me because I curse too much apparently. Selena: Well that's not surprising seeing as ftw blocked me for saying "no" too many times.

#5330

6268

Dec. 19, 2014, 4:25 p.m.

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//Precalc C Rose: In third period, we had a discussion about the difference between a directrix and a dominatrix. //laughs Rose: Some people didn't know what a dominatrix was. It was an awkward moment. Student: Was Sherry one of them?

#5329

77

Dec. 19, 2014, 4:21 p.m.

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//pd. 2 AP NSL; watching an ad from AARP Voice: How many kittens do you need? Girl: Two! Boy: Two billion plus one million. Noah: That's Lodal.

#5328

711

Dec. 19, 2014, 9:09 a.m.

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// Friday before Winter break Gabe: Hey, Mr. Navarro. I'm not going to be here Monday and Tuesday. Fowler: What? But you're not even Christian!

#5326

1111

Dec. 17, 2014, 9:22 p.m.

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//At a debate meet Poolesville Girl: If you don't mind me asking, what grade are you guys in? Antares and Harrison: We're seniors. Judge: You're seniors huh? Let me tell you; first semester senior year is a bitch on wheels!

#5325

1414

Dec. 17, 2014, 12:10 p.m.

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Schwartz: So the last component doesn't depend on u. You don't matter... Oh wait, u doesn't matter

#5324

88

Dec. 17, 2014, 10:05 a.m.

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//After finishing movie about British archeologist running away from French police in Comp Religion Ben Hollad: I wish the French guy won! Whitacre: Don't ever say that in here! Never use the word "French" and any derivation of the word "win" in the same sentence. They just don't go together...like 2 magnets with the same pole. Bzzzt bzzzt, no it just doesn't work.

#5323

1414

Dec. 16, 2014, 8:25 p.m.

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Paul: I once went to an ugly sweater party. But I didn't have an ugly sweater, so I took a normal sweater and pinned pictures of ugly celebrities to it. Like Steve Buscemi and Lindsay Lohan's mug shots. //laughs Paul: And another time, I went to a party dressed as Santa Claus. Then everyone came up and asked me if I was Indian Santa Claus. I was like, why can't I just be regular Santa Claus?

#5322

44

Dec. 16, 2014, 8:16 p.m.

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//ADSA pd. 4 Pham: Are they taking a test? Paul: It's a practice test. The real test is on Thursday. Pham: Why you give them a test before the test? (pause) That not right. You supposed to know this stuff, guys!