#4597

68

Oct. 1, 2013, 10:57 a.m.

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Freeman: Let's get some attendance up in this mofo!

#4596

99

Sept. 30, 2013, 9:22 p.m.

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//Discussing contradictory axioms in non-Euclidean geometry Rose: You can't start cooking meth and killing people and saying no, my teacher gave me contradictory axioms so I can do whatever I want!

#4595

77

Sept. 30, 2013, 6:03 p.m.

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//During AP World, Talking about Greeks being great artists Whitacre: Who was a famous artist in Ancient Greece? Agam: Michaelangelo? Matthew: Isn't that a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle?

#4593

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Sept. 26, 2013, 5:14 p.m.

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//During senior unity day //Mrs. Johnson goes to table full of magnets Johnson: Let's go dance! Magnets: Dance? //Mrs Johnson goes to another part of the table Johnson: Who wants to come dancing? Magnets: Dancing? Johnson: Who wants to do math problems? Magnets: MATH!!!!!

#4591

1111

Sept. 25, 2013, 9:44 p.m.

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Freeman: Algeria had a lot of French people. Not like Africans who speak French, but actual white guys with cigarettes.

#4590

820

Sept. 21, 2013, 2:05 p.m.

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//During 6th lunch in the Chem Help side room, while groups are frantically trying to finish their P-Chem lab //Cathy is dumping excess chemicals into a beaker Shubham: Hey, isn't that my group's beaker? It says Mukund on it. Cathy: Oh, this is the waste disposal beaker. Shubham: So Mukund is a chemical disposal beaker now? Cathy: Yep.

#4589

911

Sept. 21, 2013, 1:16 p.m.

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//Ms. Beach is lecturing about the scene in Odysseus when Odysseus' dog dies Beach: I just love dogs, they're so faithful and loyal, you know? Brian: I love dogs too, they taste delicious.

#4585

610

Sept. 19, 2013, 7:11 p.m.

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At Physics Team, doing dimensional analyis Mike: By the way, what does atan(1 meter) equal? \\Various people are confused, come up with answers Mike: It equals 'You're a moron, atan only takes dimensionless quantities'.

#4584

33

Sept. 17, 2013, 5:44 p.m.

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Bunday: My wife says that when I die, she'll kick me out in a hearse and right behind me she'll have U-Haul with all of my shit.

#4583

1616

Sept. 17, 2013, 5:44 p.m.

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//Discussing Newton's third law, how throwing stuff off a vehicle will get you moving Schafer: So you're in a college class, and the professor gives you some problem like this: "Say you take your girlfriend or your boyfriend for a boat ride in a pond. But, you lose your paddlers. How do you get back to land?" See, this question is just bad. Like, they want you to say something about taking off your clothes and throwing them out the boat, but you could just swim! In fact, you could probably wait a bit and eventually just drift back to shore. Billy Leete: Why don't you just throw your girlfriend out of the boat?