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⚐ ReportMr. Swaney: It's talk like a pirate day! Becky: It's play with fire day? Mr. Swaney: Thats every day at Blair.
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⚐ ReportMoose: If my kids were hungry, I would steal. If my kids were cold, I would steal clothes. In those circumstances, would I die? Yeah, in a heartbeat.
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⚐ Report//Beginning of Genetics, talking about the uses of the subject Richard (Whispers): Wait, Viju, what was that science about family trees again? Viju (whispers back): Gynecology Bosse: Any other occupations using genetics? Richard: GYNECOLOGY! //Bosse facepalms.
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⚐ ReportRichard: You Indian cannot write down on paper. Ashu: Yeah, but we have the stone tab-leat! Yeah, but we are able to write on stone tablet! We so stroung! Richard: You Indians cannot write in stone tablet. Ashu: Bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah baout...! No, way make a zero fust, and then the Arabs come from it. No, we have the i-de-ah! No, we decide to share with them because we think they the too dumb. Ashu: So-wah, we also have the greatest diamond in the wold, the Hope Diamond, we found that in the India. And that's what it's culled. Does the China have damond? John: Ashu, the biggest diamond in the world, cost eleven million dollar, is fifty-five thousand karats, is literally thees beeg. Yah thees beeg. Richard: How much money it cost? John: About eleven million. Richard: Doesn't it cost more? John: Noh...nahh, it not the highest quality diamond, like the Hohp Diamond, which the British were even able to steal from India because India don't have Great Wall of India! Ashu: Baauhtt, they do that because they have the guns, and we don't have the guns. And they say, China, we are taken over by the Indians. Richard: Oh oh oh, China never taken over by the Indians. John: China only give away Hong Kong. India give away entire sub-continent because they love the British! //Some time later Brian: 35-down is 'Eurasian'. Richard: No, he not Asian, we're Asian! Ashu: No, we not Asian! What the hell you talk? John: India so weak that they couldn't do anything. Gandhi couldn't even use guns to fight back! Schafer: Stop talking! Ashu: I no talking anymoh because Mr. Schiafer say no talkang. And China and India is a equwol. No, ah always say they da equwol. John: I use my bamboo guns. Ashu: We not talking about the puz-hol. And Mr. Schafer want us to talk about the puz-hol. And Ms. Dvorsky only want us to talk about the computer science o-kawy.
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⚐ ReportGiles: I will pay someone five dollars to have a conversation with Jack Phoebus while I run away.
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⚐ Report// Mr. Bustillos is talking about bullies, and how he always got beat up as a kid. //A random teacher enters Mr. Bustillos: Did you get beat up as a kid? Random Teacher: Nah...(shakes head) Mr. Bustillos: (suprised) Really? I thought all boys got beat up. Was it just me? //He turns to other teacher Mr. Bustillos: Did you? Other Random Teacher: Not really... //Mr. Bustillos then asks all the guys in the class if they've been beat up. They all say no Mr. Bustillos: Landon? Landon: Psh, I'm a basketball player. I'm the one doing the beating.
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⚐ Report//Talking about how religion starts wars in US History Thornton: You see, you can't argue about somebody's religion, it's like their belief. You can't prove or disprove their beliefs. It's not like science. Student: Can you give us an example? Like miracles or something? Thornton: You mean like a mother lifting a car to get her child. She's able to do that because she believes God gave her the will and strength to lift the car. Eric Neyman: What type of religion has cars in it?
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⚐ Report//Pham talking about Blair's loss to State College at Ocean Science Bowl. Stein walks in. Stein: How did you lose to State College? Pham: What? They're smart. Stein: No. They're from Pennsylvania. Pham: Which means they're smart. Stein: No. No. No....Up there, they do fracking to get natural gas. This puts stuff in their water that makes them, like, crazy....