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#12421
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⚐ ReportJosh Piety: The most terrifying Halloween costume is to dress up as the CommonApp logo and hand out rejection letters to everyone.
#12419
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⚐ Report//pd8 oldham Kahoot: Would you rather dance with skeletons or witches? Eric: Im a simp so
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⚐ ReportSmolen: I was in college when I learned that Alaska was not an island, and was actually attached to Canada.
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⚐ ReportJonathan: Ethanol is the solution to literally anything. Jonathan: Depression? Just drink it! Jonathan: Need to start a fire? Just burn it!
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⚐ ReportJerry Song: CBT? More like cog and nut torture, aka CNT. Jerry: It's abbreviated as c*nt!
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⚐ ReportJosh Piety: Ms. Bosse, how much sleep do you get every night? Bosse: Oh, I get plenty of sleep. I always get at least 8 hours every night. Bosse: And I always wake up at 5 to go for a run. Andy: I wake up at 3:50 for swim practice.
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⚐ ReportStudent: If you have 100k points (for McDonalds), either you're Mr. Beast or a fatty.