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⚐ ReportRose: 15 hours of Fitch-style proofs on YouTube. Rose: The great thing about being internet famous is that I keep getting messages that are like “thank you so much, you saved my life”- Rose: And then my own students are like “F you, we’re not watching the videos.”
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⚐ ReportChris: How many magnet students does it take to break a lightbulb? 0.5, apparently.
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⚐ ReportDelaney: Look at how I'm able to expend all this energy to maintain this giant plumage, and not get sick. Delaney: Do you see any parasites? There are no parasites. Delaney: Check out how awesome I am.
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⚐ ReportDiego: Putin is holding a magnifying glass and a ruler and he is not clothed. Diego: What else do I need to say?
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⚐ ReportRose: Sometimes my kid randomly yells from upstairs "Pappy, can I have the blue juice?"