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#10257
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⚐ Report// Schwartz talking about AP enviromental science Schwartz: Everything we do is destroying the environment, let's go back and live in caves.
#10255
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⚐ Report// Tom Brady is back, *again* Contreras: Shivani, how do you feel Shivani: I'm so happy, I'm in tears Contreras: I was in tears too, but the different kind
#10254
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⚐ Report// Kyei is out, Contreras is subbing. About to play infoflow Contreras: so there's this this that I heard you guys don't do, which makes me sad Contreras: at the end of the intro, you gotta slam your desk as hard as you can along with the beat // Intro plays, some people do it Contreras: *pointing to back of room* he didn't do it, we gotta try again
#10253
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⚐ Report// Last day of Modeling the Future, Aditya, Jason, and John are speaking with each other while losing their minds Aditya: So if our team was on a desert island, who would survive? Jason: Well, Phillip has a yacht so he probably would just escape on that, and Dhruv will probably figure out how to build a helicopter. John: He might rescue us with it, but I'd make a dn joke and he'd leave us. Aditya: So us three would just be stuck on the desert island. // Cut to 10:30 pm, the paper is due at 3 am, Dhruv and Phillip have left Jason: Wait a minute guys... don't you realize what's happening? The other two have escaped and we're stuck on this stupid desert island finishing our paper!
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⚐ Report//economics, showing picture of guy with a wrench Cirincione: He's providing a service. Or maybe he's about to commit a crime, hitting someone with the wrench.
#10251
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⚐ ReportDelaney: Men are weird and square, and have sharp angles. Women are nice and round.
#10250
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⚐ ReportAndy: Hash is another word for weed. Jerry Song: So is a hash function a weed generator?
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⚐ ReportMr. Stein: Stop playing quordle! *pause* Mr. Stein: I'm so good at quordle *proceeds to talk about quordle and wordle spinoffs*