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#10127

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March 2, 2022, 4:31 p.m.

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Hui(to Ace): You’re a stairwell gremlin. Hui(to Andy): You’re Andy Ying. Hui(to Stephen): And you can be normal.

#10126

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March 2, 2022, 2:50 p.m.

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Rao: I should have drank more coffee last night.

#10125

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March 2, 2022, 2:43 p.m.

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Rose: I don't know how much time you guys spend in the fourth dimension.

#10124

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March 2, 2022, 2:42 p.m.

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Rose: It's time to step out of the fog and open your third eye!

#10122

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March 2, 2022, 11:38 a.m.

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Jacen: I can’t do pushups, I’ll get fat.

#10121

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March 2, 2022, 9:41 a.m.

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Rose: 15 hours of Fitch-style proofs on YouTube. Rose: The great thing about being internet famous is that I keep getting messages that are like “thank you so much, you saved my life”- Rose: And then my own students are like “F you, we’re not watching the videos.”

#10118

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March 1, 2022, 5:39 p.m.

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Chris: How many magnet students does it take to break a lightbulb? 0.5, apparently.

Sudhish accidently broke two lightbulbs after Kaluta explicitly said not to touch them.

fot, sudhish, chris

#10117

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March 1, 2022, 5:22 p.m.

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Delaney: Look at how I'm able to expend all this energy to maintain this giant plumage, and not get sick. Delaney: Do you see any parasites? There are no parasites. Delaney: Check out how awesome I am.

about sexual reproduction and peacocks

delaney, bio

#10116

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March 1, 2022, 4 p.m.

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Caleb: Chloroform is useful for uh...child labor.

#10115

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March 1, 2022, 3:15 p.m.

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Diego: Putin is holding a magnifying glass and a ruler and he is not clothed. Diego: What else do I need to say?