#2713

55

Dec. 22, 2010, 8:09 a.m.

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Hammond: Reckson, I've got something to say to you about age! My father informed me yesterday that I am not turning 39-- Various: You're not?! Hammond: I am 21 with 18 years experience. Reckson: Well I got it right eventually! Hammond: After you guessed 59 and 47, yes!

#2712

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Dec. 21, 2010, 10:33 p.m.

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Phillip: So what did you get on the 3 point quiz? JMa: Aw man, I think I got a 2. Bob: I got a thhhh-one.

#2711

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Dec. 21, 2010, 10:05 p.m.

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//Eli and Jack are thinking of combinations of teachers and cartoon characters Eli: Uhh... Fred Flintstone and Pham. Jack: I have no idea. Eli (in Pham accent): You just yabba dabba doing it!

#2710

1414

Dec. 21, 2010, 9:27 p.m.

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Rose: You just do a little middle school flippy flippy, and it's all good.

#2709

3032

Dec. 21, 2010, 8:38 p.m.

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Patrick Shan: I think physics just doesn't like me...just like a pretty girl! Schafer: I would say something that encourages you and helps you with your self esteem, but I'm just going to agree with you. Amy Yan: That's so sad...at least he understands the truth.

#2708

00

Dec. 21, 2010, 7:50 p.m.

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//while reading a page titled "Myths about Vision" Xiaoshan: But these are all true!

#2707

66

Dec. 21, 2010, 7:25 p.m.

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Hammond: (walks in) Today is a very important day! (general class murmuring) Schafer: Oh, 12-21? like the Pascal-- Hammond: No, it's my birthday! It's the most important day of the year! You forgot?!?!

#2706

11

Dec. 21, 2010, 6:18 p.m.

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//after seeing http://rhizome.org/imagebase/article/3637/04.jpg Scott L: Oh, that's just how IE renders the Google logo.  It's been a bug for about 13 years.

#2705

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Dec. 21, 2010, 5:46 p.m.

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Visiting Magnet Alumnus: Yeah, I took the [school] bus from Wood this morning. Schafer: I bet the driver looked at you and just went 'just another magnet kid.'  I could ride the bus from there, and they'd probably say 'Just another magnet kid.'

#2704

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Dec. 20, 2010, 11:16 p.m.

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//Albert walks into APNSL with a Victoria's Secret bag. Jack: Hey Albert, what you got in that bag? Albert: Just some perfume from Janvi for Secret Santa. Henok: He also has his bras in there! DOUBLE D's JUST LIKE HIS NSL GRADE!