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⚐ ReportXan: How long can a walrus hold its breath underwater? Glenn: I don't know, ask the marine bio teacher.
#11593
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⚐ Report// Writing something on the board Schwartz: I can almost fit it in. Evan Wang: That’s what she said.
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⚐ ReportBosse: Today I asked my morning class, which was very small and quiet, if the pace was going too fast for them. Bosse: I didn't get a response.
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⚐ ReportAnderson: You'll see some handwriting, which I would criticise as sloppy, but, honestly, it's better than mine.
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⚐ Report//reads dramatic description of Gatsby's smile from The Great Gatsby Anderson: If you find someone with a smile like that, lock them up. Anderson: Not in that sense. I mean the other sense. *gestures at wedding ring*
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⚐ Report> Romantic Music presentation **Mr Gibb starts playing the clip from Apocalypse Now with Ride of the Valkyries** **turns the volume up**
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⚐ Report//Schwartz holds up a large plastic hoop Schwartz: I have a stuff-detector. It detects stuff. When stuff goes thru it, it will detect the stuff. Class: Wow //Schwartz opens the window and holds up stuff-detector to it Schwartz: This is a stuff-provider. It brings in stuff, like wind. The stuff-detector will go "waah!" [wiggles hoop excitedly] Class: Wow //later Schwartz: I could fit the stuff-detector in the window, if only this bottle [on the water-dispenser] weren't here. Schwartz: It's almost empty -- does anyone need water? //various students take water excitedly //eventually one of them takes the last of it, Schwartz removes the bottle in amazement Schwartz, mounting hoop in bottle's place: Now I have a stuff-detector stand! //Entire class erupts in thunderous applause