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#11711

57

March 21, 2023, 5:38 p.m.

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Uriel: So what's on the bar [exam]? Katz and Andy, almost simultaneously: Alcohol Katz: You have approached the very thing you swore to destroy. Hui: So which one of you is going to Blairbash that?

#11710

1111

March 21, 2023, 5:30 p.m.

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Schwartz: We go back to a tried-and-true method. We cheat, by guessing things.

#11709

77

March 21, 2023, 2:01 p.m.

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// SRP p8 is being loud Bosse: Is there anything I can do to make you guys quieter? Andy: Tape! Bosse: ...I can do that.

#11708

77

March 21, 2023, 1:52 p.m.

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Delaney: shnork shnacks

(he meant to say “no ‘shnacks’ in the dorm rooms”)

delaney, snacks

#11707

1414

March 21, 2023, 1:45 p.m.

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Delaney: Yes. Slay. Right.

#11706

99

March 21, 2023, 12:13 p.m.

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Delaney: I’m super thick! Delaney: Why are you laughing at me? It’s like you’re questioning how thick I am!

#11705

99

March 21, 2023, 8:24 a.m.

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> WWI lesson Gibb: How can you be an experienced suicide bomber? Gibb: That means you're not any good!

what can you even say to that //mod note: never said you're still alive

gibb

#11704

1717

March 21, 2023, 8:16 a.m.

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Schafer: If we were to interview 100 people about what physics equations they know... Schafer: 85 would run away, 10 would say e = mc^2, and 4 would say f = ma. Schafer: And one special person would say some special equation. Schafer: The return rate is low because most people would scream and run away.

#11703

711

March 20, 2023, 1:32 p.m.

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Anderson: So now, let's move on to number 5... Anderson(squinting eyes): ...artist's shit. //later Anderson: There's been some dispute about the actual contents. Andy, quietly: Taste test!

we were arguing for why a certain piece of art should be displayed, see https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Artist%27s_Shit

poop, art, anderson, andy

#11702

77

March 20, 2023, 11:14 a.m.

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O'Donovan: Two things give me uncontrollable rage. O'Donovan: Stupid drivers and computers!