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⚐ ReportJonathan: Ethanol is the solution to literally anything. Jonathan: Depression? Just drink it! Jonathan: Need to start a fire? Just burn it!
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⚐ ReportJerry Song: CBT? More like cog and nut torture, aka CNT. Jerry: It's abbreviated as c*nt!
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⚐ ReportJosh Piety: Ms. Bosse, how much sleep do you get every night? Bosse: Oh, I get plenty of sleep. I always get at least 8 hours every night. Bosse: And I always wake up at 5 to go for a run. Andy: I wake up at 3:50 for swim practice.
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⚐ ReportStudent: If you have 100k points (for McDonalds), either you're Mr. Beast or a fatty.
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⚐ ReportWoodward: if you have a crush on someone, it takes a lot of energy to stay away from them Woodward: you're gonna try to meet them, bump into them, etc. Woodward: as you get closer, and closer to the person you have a crush on, you're gonna be releasing energy.
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⚐ Report*Sudhish microwaves food in a lab microwave* Delaney: I would not eat something microwaved from a lab microwave. Delaney: If you get ethidium bromide poisoning, I am not responsible.
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⚐ Report// 9:25 Jacen: where is everybody? what the hell? Niklas: the bell hasn’t rung yet
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⚐ ReportStein: ball ball Stein: bally ball ball Stein: sports ball Stein: dribble dribble Stein: pass Stein: home run! Jerry Song: what sport is that Stein: that's sports ball!