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⚐ ReportJerry Jing: Andy what are you making? Andy: Crystal meth. O'Donovan: Please don't make that joke. O'Donovan: Some people might not get that it's a joke and I don't want the FBI knocking at my door.
#11095
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⚐ ReportSchwartz: When I was in college, taking maths classes past the introductory ones ... Schwartz: I had classes starting really early in the morning -- like 11 AM -- Schwartz: And to stay awake, I would take a book, and not read the book and ignore the lecture, ... Schwartz: but whenever I started falling asleep, I'd read a couple sentences, which would be enough of a contrast with what was happening in class that I'd jolt awake. Andy(as he is throwing away the snacks he just ate): I eat in all my classes. Schwartz: Maybe don't do that in a lab class, where there are chemicals and stuff. Andy: Well, not during a lab, but in those classrooms, sure.
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⚐ ReportJerry Song: Let's do an experiment where we assign half the class to read the textbook and the other half doesn't read. Andy: But how do we blind it? Jerry Song: We give one group the normal textbook, and we give another group a very similar textbook that doesn't cover anything on the quiz. Ace: But that's not any different from the textbook we are already reading!
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⚐ Report//Ethan commenting on Annika's humming with a lollipop in her mouth Ethan: You sound like Alvin and the Chipmunks getting a blow dry
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⚐ ReportJerry Song: Why’s it named like that? Andy: Because IUPAC said so. Jerry: Well why don’t you IUPAC deez nuts!
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⚐ Report// Exploravision Kaluta: Please don't change the margins. That's a middle school trick. Kaluta: Please don't change the font size. That's an elementary school trick.