#3676

99

Oct. 14, 2011, 12:38 p.m.

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// During Mathphys, both Schafer and Stein are in the room Schafer: Ok kids, who is your favorite teacher? Be careful now, there are two teachers in the room! Andrew Hu: Pham! Schafer: Yea! When in doubt, pick Pham!

#3675

44

Oct. 13, 2011, 10:49 p.m.

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Mr. Anderson: Well class, I don't have a Promethean board in my room. I guess MCPS must have run out of funding. Joel: But the health teacher has one!

#3674

59

Oct. 13, 2011, 8:08 p.m.

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//Ife is handing out cookies Ms. Gross: What's with all the cookie distribution? Evan: Is that like, the integral of e to the negative cookie squared over two?

#3672

88

Oct. 13, 2011, 12:53 p.m.

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//Gross shows an engraving of Hester and Pearl from Scarlet Letter Aaron: The A is in the wrong place! //Gross puts hands on chest Gross: What are you talking about? It's right here! Aaron: That's not her bosom! That's her chest! Gross: That's what bosom means!

#3670

1616

Oct. 13, 2011, 8:10 a.m.

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//While teaching us to solve a system of equations in Java: Pham: So here we have one matrix. Then we use magic, now we have matrix with lots of zeroes! //later Pham: So guy, can we do this way? Viju: Yeah, sure. Pham: Ok. Viju: Whatever floats your boat, Mr. Pham Pham: No. //later still Pham: Here we have the pitfall of this method. Remember nobody perfect. *pause* Except Mr. Pham.

#3668

66

Oct. 12, 2011, 7:07 p.m.

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//Discussing tattoos Lodal: I thought of getting a tattoo of the Green Lantern across my chest. . . //Class laughs Lodal:. . with glow in the dark ink!

#3666

57

Oct. 12, 2011, 6:31 p.m.

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Daniel: I'd rather go to Starbucks because there's less distraction with 100 people talking than with a computer.

#3665

1919

Oct. 12, 2011, 6:09 p.m.

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//Doing graphs Patrick Shan: Mr. Rose! is this correct? //Mr. Rose looks at Patrick's paper, nodding his head Rose: You see Patrick, the thing with you is that you always have the right idea, it's just... everything else is wrong...I should give your parents a call.

#3664

1313

Oct. 12, 2011, 6:03 p.m.

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//Bosse is giving an example of playing the mating game Bosse: Okay, so if Gordon and Jason were going to mate they would both select an allele... //Justin pulls out his allele along with Gordon and Jason Bosse: NO THREESOMES!

#3663

1212

Oct. 12, 2011, 4:49 p.m.

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//Trying to get the class settled down Swaney: Asian girl corner, shh... Student: And John. Swaney: Well, John's enough like an Asian girl...