#8737

2222

Nov. 12, 2020, 7:20 p.m.

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*during a Precalc A video lesson* Kirk: You know, one of my best friends has a very successful Taylor Swift fan twitter. Contreras: What does that mean? Kirk: Like, he gets sent free stuff from Taylor Swift cause he has a twitter where he’s like a fan, and he tweets about all the twitter stuff and all the Taylor Swift stuff. Contreras: Wow. I didn’t even know that was a thing. Kirk: Yeah. Contreras: Taylor Swift’s cousin went to my high school. Her name’s also Taylor Swift. Kirk: Really? Contreras: So Taylor Swift went to my high school, but not that Taylor Swift. Kirk: That’s a shame. Wait, the cousins are named the same? Contreras: Yeah. Kirk: Contreras: Kirk: Contreras: Kirk: Hmm. Anyways

#8736

48

Nov. 12, 2020, 1:42 p.m.

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Blake: What are cats known for? Student: Being evil monsters that want to kill you in your sleep.

#8729

1010

Nov. 11, 2020, 11:18 a.m.

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Ahrens: One person was bringing diamonds, and another person was bringing a pineapple.

#8727

46

Nov. 11, 2020, 10:14 a.m.

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// Writing in the empty space surrounding a difficult trigonometric equation [Underlined] TWO WAYS :O Anarchy! Why? EVIL MWAHAHAHA

#8723

-88

Nov. 10, 2020, 11:40 a.m.

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Student 1: Is there anything else we're supposed to do? Student 2: We're supposed to approximate graphs with Bézier curves. Student 3: [Shakes head, walks away from computer] // Student 3 does not return for at least a minute

#8720

79

Nov. 10, 2020, 10:27 a.m.

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Student: [Shakes around wildly] Street: I think I should get you some better drugs. Student: I think I could report you for saying that ... Street: I mean *prescription medicines*! Not illegal drugs!

#8719

1414

Nov. 10, 2020, 10:23 a.m.

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Schafer: It'd be like looking at a football field and thinking: Schafer: "How long is that? Uh ... it's less than a mile." Schafer: You're *not wrong* Schafer: But it's not really accurate

#8717

1517

Nov. 6, 2020, 11:23 a.m.

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Street: I was looking at Synergy again and Synergy's on drugs. Street: I mean, I was looking at it, and it was as if someone was up there in Rockville feeding Quaaludes into the computer.

#8716

2222

Nov. 6, 2020, 10:45 a.m.

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Schafer: "One, two, three, eyes on this graph." Schafer: Doesn't rhyme as well as "one, two, three, eyes on me," but it works.

#8712

1515

Nov. 5, 2020, 12:14 p.m.

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Kirk: Use the chat, or use your voice, or ... Kirk: ... if you know sign language ... I can read hand signs...