#13578

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March 21, 2025, 9:11 p.m.

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//spanish class, learning vocab derek: when am I ever gonna use yuxtapocisión? oliver: I know right, you can say the same thing with like, 5 less letters.

#1049

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Dec. 4, 2009, 2:29 p.m.

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//Mr. Rose is explaining the unit circle. Rose: Now we have a circle on the board, and we're wrapping this line around the circle... everyone hold this line with me. And you have to make this wrapping noise... *KSSSCCHT* Class: *KSSSCCHT* Rose: Now remember, this line is infinitely long, so we're going to be wrapping for a while. Evan (whispered): When Mr. Rose goes to hell, this is what he'll be doing for all eternity.

#7097

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Jan. 9, 2018, 9:50 p.m.

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//Izzee's Magic 8 Ball program is being mean to her Izzee: Should I do my homework? Program: Cannot determine. Izzee: Should I do my homework? Program: Reply hazy. Try again. Izzee: Should I do my homework? Program: Cannot determine. Izzee: Should I do my homework? Program: Your questions are silly. Go away. //Program closes

#8028

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March 22, 2019, 8:04 a.m.

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//what MIDAS stands for Gonzalez: Shruti wrote "money inside doors and staircases." Ooh Shruti doesn't trust banks. //later Gonzalez: Boaz wrote "please give me a hundred percent."

#9638

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Dec. 16, 2021, 2:41 p.m.

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// Pd 9 Rao (she left a sub) Sub: Alright, stop talking Students: *keep talking* Diego: Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Natalia: Wow, that is so disrespectful. Diego: That's okay, I never had any respect for you.

#13301

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April 15, 2024, 12:30 p.m.

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Leo: Jason, can I put your sex cell quote on Blairbash Jason Yao: No Leo: Why not? Peter: say gex Ziyad: but flareon is better Ziyad: I tried it trust Eric Shi: *shows an image of a certain dictator wearing sunglasses* Gugan: no way ziyad's favorite munting buddy!!!! Jeffery: If you say "guillotine" (with hard L) you're gonna be killed by the french teacher Leo: With a guillotine? (pronounced with hard L) Jerry Lu: (enters with math packet for Wallops) Will Roe: Yo can I see Schwartz: NO! He has sworn to secrecy! Jerry: I want to be guillotined! (still pronounced with hard L) Eric Shi: Oh oh oh no (running away) Eric Shi: Guys I think a bee entered the room Jerry: Point and laugh at the bee! Will Roe: (points and laughs) Eric Shi: I'm not doing that (hides in corner) Jerry: Oh wait that actually looks more like a wasp than a bee. I don't want that smoke Eric: (runs out of room)

#8243

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June 6, 2019, 7:57 a.m.

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Gonzalez: There’s nothing wrong with Carlos.

#2373

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Oct. 18, 2010, 10:10 p.m.

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Donaldson: Name any Apachi chief. *Hint:* people shout his name when they jump off of stuff! Lizzy: Ehhhh...oh like Guantanamo!! Samantha X. Cody: HAHAHAHAHAAAA! //silly lizzy

#3029

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March 4, 2011, 9:48 p.m.

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Theresa: Hey [teacher], I'm still sick, anyone you want me to infect? Teacher: <Points at Contreras> How about this one right here? Theresa: Yeah alright, I'll cough on him or something Teacher: Or how about a kiss? That'd do it too. Contreras: Actually, how about 4 or 5 kisses? Y'know, just to make sure.

#4066

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March 24, 2012, 8:23 p.m.

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Schafer: You walk into your house when you have a dog and that dog is happy to see you. You walk into your house when you have a cat and that cat is asleep on your bed.