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Jan. 14, 2022, 4:03 p.m.

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//suggesting the relevance of a relation between secants and derivatives Schwartz: It would be really nice if we had some property ... or some *theorem* ... for this. Schwartz: It would really *mean* a lot to me if we could prove that this is true. Schwartz: I would see great *value* in this.

#10912

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Oct. 3, 2022, 1:35 p.m.

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Andy: Attention? What's that? I've never paid it in my life. Christopher Jin: Just like my taxes.

#6721

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Oct. 5, 2017, 6:48 p.m.

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//Anika walks up behind Izzee and Evan Wu Anika: Hello Children Evan Wu: I'm not a child. I'm an adult. Izzee: No. You are a fluffy little unicorn.

#7586

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Sept. 15, 2018, 1:53 p.m.

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//After making some students do various numbers of knee-bends Gonzalez: When I woke up this morning, I had a thought. I was going to make some magnet students exercise. //As an afterthought Magnet PE doesn't count.

#8162

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May 14, 2019, 2:20 p.m.

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//7th period PTSD Pham: Software design is software ... design

#13265

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April 5, 2024, 11:56 a.m.

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Ziyad: How much force does it take to suck... woah

#7

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May 21, 2009, 8:04 p.m.

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Blitz: So, a panacea is kind of... like a solution to every problem. Hannah: Oh, I see. Sort of like God, right? Gibi: No, Hannah, I don't think that works - placebo effect doesn't solve EVERY problem you know.

#281

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May 21, 2009, 9:08 p.m.

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Conley: * something about giving someone a box of chocolates * Quinn: Hey, but I'm allergic to chocolate... Gibi: Well, I'm allergic to boxes.

#3218

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April 11, 2011, 9:10 p.m.

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Theresa: When you have a nose bleed, DONT put a tampon in your nose because those things EXPAND

#3392

711

May 20, 2011, 11:13 a.m.

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Stein: ... so the other team said it wasn't fair. Annie: What! You practically gave them the answer! ... in backwards swahili.