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⚐ ReportGuillermo: What does "banger" in "set, trip, and banger" mean? Wilson: Oh it means gangbanger. I know Laurie knows what I'm talking about.
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⚐ ReportEthan Hua: A middle-aged white woman touches my balls once a year Ethan Hua: And they call it a medical procedure
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⚐ ReportArthur: Why do they need Spanish citations on Wikipedia? Arthur: The Spanish should stick to eating ham and tomatoes.
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⚐ ReportLeo: Jason, can I put your sex cell quote on Blairbash Jason Yao: No Leo: Why not? Peter: say gex Ziyad: but flareon is better Ziyad: I tried it trust Eric Shi: *shows an image of a certain dictator wearing sunglasses* Gugan: no way ziyad's favorite munting buddy!!!! Jeffery: If you say "guillotine" (with hard L) you're gonna be killed by the french teacher Leo: With a guillotine? (pronounced with hard L) Jerry Lu: (enters with math packet for Wallops) Will Roe: Yo can I see Schwartz: NO! He has sworn to secrecy! Jerry: I want to be guillotined! (still pronounced with hard L) Eric Shi: Oh oh oh no (running away) Eric Shi: Guys I think a bee entered the room Jerry: Point and laugh at the bee! Will Roe: (points and laughs) Eric Shi: I'm not doing that (hides in corner) Jerry: Oh wait that actually looks more like a wasp than a bee. I don't want that smoke Eric: (runs out of room)
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⚐ Report//Discussing lim x->inf (x/e^x) in Analysis 1B, with the numerator and denominator as superheroes Stein: So these 2 superheroes are fighting, but who's the better superhero? Class: e^x (because it grows faster, so it matters more) Stein: Why? Bendeguz: Because he has nice abs.
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⚐ ReportRose: This paper is called focus-directrix paper. Can anyone guess why it's called focus-directrix paper? Caleb S: Does this paper have a dominatrix on it? //class laughs Rose: I don't think you know what that word means. Student: Wait, what does it mean? Rose: We'll save that for a different lesson.
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⚐ Report//after we did badly on the Friday of the DC robotics regional Harrison: A great chief executive once said, "We took a shillelagh this morning." People: ... Harrison: That was Obama after the Democrats lost all those House seats in 2010. Several people: It's "shellacking." [He said, "We took a shellacking."] Misha: Isn't a shillelagh what you hit an axe with? Sam: Fucking Boy Scouts...