#8476

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Jan. 30, 2020, 1:39 p.m.

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Stein: Okay, so now I have this daughter. Let's call her Martha. Stein: Her name is Martha, so that's okay.

#9385

2026

Nov. 16, 2021, 8:10 p.m.

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Student: Okay so a pentagram is fine, but CUM is not?

#2373

1519

Oct. 18, 2010, 10:10 p.m.

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Donaldson: Name any Apachi chief. *Hint:* people shout his name when they jump off of stuff! Lizzy: Ehhhh...oh like Guantanamo!! Samantha X. Cody: HAHAHAHAHAAAA! //silly lizzy

#3029

1519

March 4, 2011, 9:48 p.m.

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Theresa: Hey [teacher], I'm still sick, anyone you want me to infect? Teacher: <Points at Contreras> How about this one right here? Theresa: Yeah alright, I'll cough on him or something Teacher: Or how about a kiss? That'd do it too. Contreras: Actually, how about 4 or 5 kisses? Y'know, just to make sure.

#4066

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March 24, 2012, 8:23 p.m.

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Schafer: You walk into your house when you have a dog and that dog is happy to see you. You walk into your house when you have a cat and that cat is asleep on your bed.

#5509

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June 4, 2015, 4:18 p.m.

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//2012-2013 Functions Rose: "Did you know, 90%, of people will say that their favorite letter is the first letter of their first name. Victoria, what's your favorite letter?" Victoria: "T!" Rose: "Well, that's because of your last name. Jeremy, what's your favorite letter?" Jeremy: "...not J." Rose: "Ok...Ramya, what's your favorite letter?" Ramya: "I don't have one..." Rose: "Kathleen, what your favorite letter?!" Kathleen: "Pi!" Rose: "...You guys have failed me."

#7367

1519

April 3, 2018, 12:28 p.m.

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*block b street* *pham is asking for field trip permission slips and someone asks if he can give them $2 change* Pham: "Why would anyone carry around two dollar bills? I only carry around hundred dollar bills!" *pulls one hundred dollar bills out of wallet*

#8168

1519

May 16, 2019, 10:29 a.m.

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//Period 3 Biology //Talking about insulin Duval: You have your bacteria and they make the happy little protein and you take the happy little protein and sell it to diabetics.

#8188

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May 25, 2019, 8:18 p.m.

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//week after APs and misa/parcc Sam: Mr. Gonzalez, we haven't seen you in a week! Gonzalez: Yes, I know. It was a very relaxing week.

#8679

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Oct. 22, 2020, 10:26 a.m.

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//adv ess Lodal: I once had a friend who told me that he didn't find xkcd funny. We are no longer friends.