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#4886
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⚐ Report//Freshman Chemistry Block C Lodal: So you guys want to hear a joke? Class: Yeah. Lodal: What's something red that you shouldn't eat? Class:... Lodal: A brick. Lodal:... Didn't see that coming, did you?
#4880
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⚐ ReportO'Connor AP Lit Pd. 7 O'Connor: This is call a gnomon. It's a parallelogram in a parallelogram. Jared: So they're simliar. O'Connor: No, they're even more than just similar, they're identical. Jared,: But they're similar, like you know... *class laughs O'Connor: Ohhhhhh.
#4879
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⚐ Report//Block A chem //Pham starts talking about a reaction that forms ammonia Pham: Guy, this the most important reaction for life. You know why? You need ammonia form ammonium nitrate. What you do with ammonium nitrate? Student: Fertilizer? Pham: That correct. You need fertilizer grow food, feed all the people. What else you use ammonium nitrate for? Amy: Bombs? Pham: Yeah! When there too many people, not enough food, you go drop bombs on them. Then there more enough food. What you call this? Jordi: Extermination? Pham: No! It called natural--selection!
#4878
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⚐ Report//During 9th period Discrete, Rose is listing what will be on a test later that week Harrison: Have you even made this test yet? //Rose stares at him and makes a sassy head motion Rose: That's the stupidest question I've ever heard! No one does anything until the night before!
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⚐ Report// Rose in a video for Functions. Rose: What's seven cubed? 7 times 7, forty nine... times 7, is... ... two -- no, three...forty... ... ... three? No wait, no. Seven cubed. Seven times forty nine is...in fact... 345. Yeah. So 345 times 4 is... //continues problem without ever noticing his mistake.
#4840
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⚐ ReportKaluta: If I hear you guys talking about brown people again you're all getting E's
#4838
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⚐ Report// Freshman Precalc B Ben: 93% of statistics are made up on the spot. Sam: 82.8% of numbers between 1 and 1000 aren't prime. Giles: 14% of people knew that.
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⚐ Report// Freshman Chem, Pham is discussing quantum states and electron configurations Pham: Okay guy, I going to demonstrate the s, p, d, and f electron orbitals with wooden model. // Pham takes out the s, p, and f models, the d model is missing // With a serious face Pham: Hey! Someone took the D!
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⚐ Report//Pd. 7 Schafer quantum. The Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle was covered during the previous class. //Mike leaves the room right before pd. 7 starts to look for his backpack. Schafer doesn't realize this. //1 minute into class: Schafer: Wait, where's Mike? Eric: He went to look for his backpack. //Mike comes back without a backpack. Schafer: Where'd you go? Mike: I went to look for my backpack and I still don't know where it is. Naeem: Wait, isn't it right there? [Points to backpack.] Mike: Oh yeah, thanks. Student: That's like Brownian motion. Schafer: How is it like Brownian motion? Mike: Wait, no. It's like the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle. I knew _exactly_ what its momentum was, so I didn't know where it was. Schafer: Yeah, true. He knew _exactly_ how fast it was going, so he couldn't have had any idea where it was. //A few minutes later, Schafer calls on Mike to explain something. The tables in the classroom are unusually arranged, so Mike can't get to the front of the room. Schafer: Yep, I set up these tables like that _just_ so you couldn't get to the front of the room. //Mike succeeds in getting to the front of the room. Mike: Oh yeah? Well I just thwarted your plans! //Schafer throws Mike a marker, but throws it badly intentionally, that way Mike can't catch it. Mike doesn't come close to catching it. Schafer: Ha! What now‽ Mike: To be fair, I knew exactly how fast the marker was travelling.
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⚐ Report//Schwartz is musing on why one says "good luck" to athletes but "break a leg" to actors Sahil: Sports people aren't smart enough to understand sarcasm. Amy Yan: WHAT? WHAT?